Martin Family Band Jam

THE SCENE:  34 clear
AO: Glencoe Park
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x20
Hillbillies x20
Hippies x20

THA THANG:
Mosey with the flag to the bleachers on the open field

Billy Idol, Mony Mony (67 Mony’s) – hold back plank + dip on Money

Junior Walker, Shotgun – bear crawl native american

Michael Jackson, Beat It (57 Beat It’s) – flutter kicks + WWII sit ups on Beat It

The Temptations, Get Ready (20 Get Ready’s) – SSH + burpee on Get Ready

Funktown America, Celebrate (37 Celebrate’s) – squats + jump up on bench on any variation of Celebrate

Kool and the Gang, Lady’s Night (52 Night’s) – plank + merkins on any variation of Night

Gretchen Wilson, Redneck Woman – suicides (run to goalpost 10 monkey humpers return to bleachers 10 more, rinse and repeat until songs end)

The Spencer Davis Group, Gimme Sold Lovin (28 Gimme’s) – inch worms + Carolina Dry Docks on Gimme’s

The Isley Brothers, Shout (85 shouts) – Freddy Mercury’s + LBC’s on Shout

Rural Route 3, He’s Still My Buddy – Tunnel of Love

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 PAX – Aaarrrggghhh, AlrightAlright, F150, Chairman Mao, Teasip, Coach K, Isaiah, & Highlighter from NC
Q: Icebox

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:.

MOLESKIN:
on this cool morning there was much mumble chatter about the wonderful TX weather…60’s on Saturday and 34 on this great gloom.  Highlighter joined us from NC and he did to disappoint with his brightly colored orange F3 shirt. Did we even know that F3 shirts came in any other color but black/grey/or navy? As our fearless Q, DJ Icebox, led us we imagined him sitting at home counting each of the words for the exercises that we pushed through. Chairman Mao suggested that our Q could go to lyrics and do a search, but that would not be as fun. AlrightAlright wanted clarity on whether we were to exercise on only specific words or on any variation of the word our Q commanded…is on night or tonight or both?

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
February 9th & 10th F3 Dallas is honoring the Winter Olympics with a F3 Dallas Olympiad. Our opening ceremonies will be at Ozona Grill and Bar on Friday night. This is a special 2nd F Happy Hour to bring your wife, girlfriend, etc. On Saturday, February 10, we will have the opening day of games during our workout. Mark your Calendar and reach out to other men to introduce them to F3. We will be split up into teams where points will be awarded through the workouts. Teams will be announced in the coming week.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/playlist/f3-dallas-martin-family-jam-band/pl.u-xlyNqRdskeL07p

Preblast for the Week of 1/29/18

This past week we tied our highest attended week of workouts. Let’s continue pushing forward to make each other stronger and better. Remember F3’s mission is to plant, grow, and serve small workout groups for the invigoration of male community leadership. Our workouts never get easier, we only get stronger.

Tuesday:
Bootcamp Workout, Glencoe Park AO (Eastside playground), 5:30-6:15 AM, Icebox on Q

Wednesday:
Bootcamp Workout, Caruth Park AO (Parking lot), 5:45-6:30 AM, Aarrgghh on Q

Thursday:
Running Workout W/ Pain Stations, #Katytrailthursday AO (La Madeline Parking Lot), 5:30-6:15 AM, Teasip on Q

Friday:
Bootcamp Workout, La Madeline (Parking Lot), 5:30-6:15 AM, TBD on Q

Saturday:
Bootcamp Workout, Burleson Park AO (Park on Southside), 7:00-8:00 AM, Pepper on Q

February 9th & 10th F3 Dallas is honoring the Winter Olympics with a F3 Dallas Olympiad. Our opening ceremonies will be at Ozona Grill and Bar on Friday night. This is a special 2nd F Happy Hour to bring your wife, girlfriend, etc. On Saturday, February 10, we will have the opening day of games during our workout. Mark your Calendar and reach out to other men to introduce them to F3. We will be split up into teams where points will be awarded through the workouts. Teams will be announced in the coming week.

2018 Attendance Rankings Week 4

Great week men. 54 across 5 workouts ties the record for a week (10.8/beatdown). 32 PAX have attended beatdowns in 2018.  On February 9th we will kick off The Games of the F3 Olympiad.  Teams will be chosen based on these rankings on Super Bowl Sunday.

  1. Alright Alright – 18
  2. Coach K – 16
  3. F-150 – 15
  4. Ina, Teasip – 10
  5. Aaarrrgghhh, Eruzione, Pepper, Chairman Mao – 8
  6. Icebox – 7
  7. Plus One, Ant Man – 5
  8. Special Sauce, Goldie, Splash  – 4
  9. Jorts, Boomer – 3
  10. Clipboard, Eli, Spread, Wolf, Isiah, Neutered – 2
  11. Gambler, Hotty Toddy, Dr. Jugs, Snowden (FNG), Happy Trail (FNG), Fortran, Gold Digger, Podcast, C+ – 1
  • Correct me if necessary.

Clear eyes and full hearts AlrightAlright

THE SCENE:  59 cloudy
AO: Burelson Park
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x35
5 punishment burpees for Chairman’s tardiness
Imperial Storm Troopers x15
5 punishment burpees for C+’s tardiness
Merkins x10
Monkey Humpers x5

THA THANG:
15 PAX gathered with clear eyes and full hearts for a beatdown led by Coach Taylor.

Here’s how it went:Dillon Death March (PAX at the back does 3 burpees) – this led us to Hillcrest then south and back east to the quad

Jason Street to the hedges – (Lieutenant Dan: 4 lunges, 1 squat, 8 lunges, 2 squats, etc.) – Crucifictorious while you wait (Iron Cross)

Saracen Arm Circles x20 forward x20 backward
Dillon Death March with 5 merkins to West Dillon (soccer stadium)
Panther Crawl (bear crawl) 100 meters on the track
Money to bleachers
Smashmakers (Claymakers) x10 each leg
Dips x10
Irkins x10
Riggins brother partner run (Partner 1: run 400m, Partner 2: plank, flapjack) – the Q ran 2 laps and each of the PAX that he passed on the second lap had to do 5 burpees and so did the other Riggins brother
Dillon Death March to East Dillon with 5 merkins
Lion Crawl (Crawl bear) up the stairs and bear crawl back down
Arm circles for Vince
Native American Run to Philadelphia (Playground)
3 lines of 5
3 PAX do 5 pull ups, then rotate to the back of their line other PAX complete the following exercises over 5 rounds (total 25 pull-ups for each PAX): Tami Taylor Merkins, Landry Squats, Saracen’s Dad sit ups, Buddy Garrity beer twists, Billy Riggins Burpees

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 PAX – Goldie, Gold Digger, Eruzione, Neutered, Special Sauce, splash, Plus One, Travis, Chairman Mao, Icebox, Coach K, Podcast, C+, Triple Shift
Q: AlrightAlright

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
F150 shared as he has been reading through Scripture in the Old Testament how God has used a lot of jacked up men in history. We are all leaders either within our families, jobs, or elsewhere. Let’s be men that influence others and reinvigorate men to be men.

MOLESKIN:
-Lots of complaining from the PAX during Panther Crawls, genuine fear during Lion Crawls
-some general whining about too much running
-it was clear that not many of the PAX were die hard fans of the show
-Icebox’s M touched Dirk last night. Ask him for details.
-Podcast has recently moved to Bedford, so expect to see more of him on Saturdays, maybe we can get him to Q
-54 PAX this week ties a record. Pretty impressive stuff gentlemen. Great work.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AlrightAlright shared about February 9th and 10th special weekend. We will have a 2nd F Happy Hour on February 9 at Ozona Grill and Bar. This is a special HH to have M’s,  new men, and those that have not been to a workout in a while join us. On Saturday we welcome back all our new men and brothers who have missed workouts…we will welcome them with Kotters. Mark your Calendar and begin inviting men today.

F150’s Deck of Death

THE SCENE:  48 windy
AO: Mockingbird Station
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
Annie IC x15
Sixty Second Arm Circles (SSACs)
    Start in T Plank (left arm up) 15 IC roll to back for LBCs 15 IC to T Plank (right arm up)

THA THANG:
Moseyed to top of parking deck
    Deck of Death is a routine done with a deck of playing cards where each suit is an exercise and each card dictates the number of reps you do of  that exercise all the way up to an Ace being 14 reps.

This mornings version was the following:
    Hearts = Merkins
    Diamonds = Dive bombers
    Spades = Lt Danger (lunge, lunge, squat, merkin)
    Clubs = Mexican Jumping Bean Squat
    Joker = 50 SSH IC
    For cards lower than 5, we did the following:
    4 = Sprint length of parking deck and back
    3 = Crab Walk/Lunge to midpoint of parking deck and back
    2 = Plank side shuffles/Lunge Walk to midpoint of parking deck and back

We made it through 23 cards = 43% of the deck

Card Suit Number completed
Hearts (merkins) 43
Diamonds (Dive bombers) 49
Spades (Lt Danger) 36
Clubs (Mexican Jumping Bean Squat) 29
Joker (50 SSH IC) 50
4 (Sprint length of parking deck and back) 4
3 (Crab Walk/Lunge to midpoint of parking deck and back) 1
2 (Plank side shuffles/Lunge Walk to midpoint of parking deck and back) 1

MARY:
Reverse crunch IC x10
Hello Dolly IC x20
LBCs IC x20
Boxcutters IC x20 (10 then reverse)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 PAX – Teasip, Chairman Mao, AlrightAlright, Coach K, Pepper
Q: F150 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
F150 shared as he has been reading through Scripture in the Old Testament how God has used a lot of jacked up men in history. We are all leaders either within our families, jobs, or elsewhere. Let’s be men that influence others and reinvigorate men to be men.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AlrightAlright shared about February 9th and 10th special weekend. We will have a 2nd F Happy Hour on February 9 at Ozona Grill and Bar. This is a special HH to have M’s,  new men, and those that have not been to a workout in a while join us. On Saturday we welcome back all our new men and brothers who have missed workouts…we will welcome them with Kotters. Mark your Calendar and begin inviting men today.

Katy Trail Run with Ina

THE SCENE:  37 mostly clear
AO: #katytrailthursday
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side Straddle Hops x 25
Imperial Storm Troopers x 15
Windmills x 10

THA THANG:
Moseyed to trail
    Peter Parker w push up x 5
    X ups x 10
    Little Baby Crunches x 15
    Rugby x 10

Run 1/4 mile – overhead press x 20, the bird x 20
Run 1/4 mile – squats x 25, 10 burpees (oyo)
Run 1/4 mile – dips x 12, jump on bench x 10 (oyo), Freddy Mercury x 25
Run 1/4 mile – diamond merkin x 8, 10 burpees (oyo)
Run 1/2 mile – Native American run, 10 burpees (oyo)
Run 1/4 mile – shoulder T x 15
Run 1/4 mile – 10 merkins

Mosey back to parking lot

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 PAX – Teasip, Chairman Mao, Ant man, AlrightAlright, Fortran, Boomer, F150, Sleeveless
Q: Ina

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Splash’s own 45s

THE SCENE:  28 clear
AO: Caruth Park
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
Inch worms
Mountain climbers
Monkey humpers
Pulsating squats, merkins, lunges, dry docks
Uptown crunch
Plank jacks
Merkins

THA THANG:
Mosey west on Caruth Blvd
    Stopping with a round of candy cane merkins
Mosey to tennis courts
Wild 45s
    Point 1 – Bear crawl on sidewalk to park bench. Run to Point 2
    Point 2 – 5 Burpees. Run to Point 3
    Point 3 – Pull ups on soft top. Run to Point 4
    Point 4 – Crab walk over the bridge. Run to Point 1
Rinse and repeat x 3 (4 total)

Mosey to tennis courts.
Partner work –
    Partner 1 Plank of Trust, Partner 2 Box Jumps over legs x5
    Partner 1 Wheelies w/ pushups at each line, swap at midway point.
    Partner carry, swap at midway point.
Oblique’s of love
Low 5 merkins
Rinse and Repeat

Mosey to flag pole

MARY:
rugby sit-ups
candy cane merkins

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 PAX – Spread, Eruzione, Pepper, Ina, Boomer, Happy Trail (FNG), Snowden (FNG) Ant Man, Isaiah, Coach K, Aaarrrggghhh, AlrightAlright, F150
Q: Splash

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AlrightAlright shared about February 9th and 10th special weekend. We will have a 2nd F Happy Hour on February 9 at Ozona Grill and Bar. This is a special HH to have M’s,  new men, and those that have not been to a workout in a while join us. On Saturday we welcome back all our new men and brothers who have missed workouts…we will welcome them with Kotters. Mark your Calendar and begin inviting men today.

Peppers Animal 6 Pack

THE SCENE:  28 clear
AO: Glencoe Park
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side Straddle Hops x20
Imperial Storm Troopers x12
Hillbillies x12

THA THANG:
Six Pack – 5 swerkins, 1 pullup, 6 reps total. Jacobs ladder style. PAX SSH in-between exercise if equipment was in use.

Moseyed to the tennis court.

Circled up for a stationary Lt. Dan – 1:4 squats to lunges ratio. Ascending to 8 squats. Total of 36 squats and 144 lunges.

Assembled on tennis court doubles line for the Wheel of Animal Walk –
Frog Hop across, 10 Carolina Dry Docks, Frog Hop back
Bear Crawl across, 10 Carolina Dry Docks, bear crawl back
Duck Walk across, 10 Carolina Dry Docks, duck walk back
Crawl bear across, 10 Carolina Dry Docks, crawl bear back

American Hammers x 20
Flutter kicks x 20

Webbicide – 2 t-Merkin every line of a suicide sprint.

American Hammers x 20
Flutter kicks x 20

Circled up for an Iron Hulk – 1:4 merkin to OH shoulder press ratio. Ascending to 8 merkins. Total of 36 merkins, 144 OH press

Assembled again on the doubles line to end with Elevens – sprint to far side of the court and back. start with 10 Burpees on the far side, 1 monkey humper on the other, Jacobs ladder style, reps

MARY:
Nada

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 PAX – Ant Man, Aaarrrggghhh, AlrightAlright, Chairman Mao, Coach K, F150, Icebox, Isaiah, Teasip
Q: Pepper

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
The morning began with a lot of mubblechatter and laughter until six pack took over. DJ Pepper had a great selection of music…AlrightAlright attempted to raze Icebox about the age of the music, however AlrightArlight knew every word to each song.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AlrightAlright shared about February 9th and 10th special weekend. We will have a 2nd F Happy Hour on February 9 at Ozona Grill and Bar. This is a special HH to have M’s,  new men, and those that have not been to a workout in a while join us. On Saturday we welcome back all our new men and brothers who have missed workouts…we will welcome them with Kotters. Mark your Calendar and begin inviting men today.

2018 Attendance Rankings Week 3

Awesome week fellas.  We had 42 across 5 workouts (39 if you remove the NC visitors) for an average of 8.4 PAX/workout. Great work.

  1. Alright Alright – 13
  2. Coach K – 12
  3. F-150 – 11 (Ruck counts because another PAX posted)
  4. Ina – 8
  5. Teasip – 7
  6. Aaarrrghhh, Eruzione – 6
  7. Pepper, Icebox – 5
  8. Chairman Mao, Plus One -4
  9. Special Sauce, Goldie, Jorts – 3
  10. Clipboard, Eli, Splash, Ant Man, Mini Me – 2
  11. Spread, Gambler, Hotty Toddy, Wolf, Neutered, Boomer, Dr. Jugs, Jaws – 1
  • Jump in to correct me if these rankings are wrong.

Preblast for the Week of 1/22/18

After a bitterly cold week entering into a warm weekend we have 5 opportunities to get better this week.

Tuesday:
Bootcamp Workout, Glencoe Park AO (Eastside playground), 5:30-6:15 AM, Pepper on Q

Wednesday:
Bootcamp Workout, Caruth Park AO (Parking lot), 5:45-6:30 AM, Splash on Q

Thurday:
Running Workout W/ Pain Stations, #Katytrailthursday AO (La Madeline Parking Lot), 5:30-6:15 AM, TBD on Q

Friday:
Bootcamp Workout, La Madeline (Parking Lot), 5:30-6:15 AM, F150 on Q

Saturday:
Bootcamp Workout, Burleson Park AO (Park on Southside), 7:00-8:00 AM, TBD on Q

We have a 2nd F Happy Hour on February 9 at Ozona Grill and Bar, this is a special HH to have M’s  and new me join us.