DATE: Saturday, May 18, 2019

PAX: Oatmeal; Coach K; Icebox; Draper
QIC: Sally & Sex Panther

AO: Burleson Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Neither Sally, nor Sex Panther, nor F3 is liable for any injuries sustained during Dora! Dora! Dora!

SSH x20
IST x20
Daisy Pickers x15

Dora Animal Races (length of the basketball court):
20 Bear Crawls
10 Crab Walks
20 Duck Walks
Partners ran the short loop around the tennis court;
Mosey to Parking Deck;
Dora Parking Deck Grind:
75 Burpees
100 Groiners
125 LBC
Partners ran up, around and down one level;
Mosey to Dallas Hall (“cool” building with courtyard/fountain);
Revelation Dora:
100 T-Merkins
150 OH Claps
200 Squats
Partners ran around the fountain;
Mosey back to Burleson Park

5 OYO Burpees

SP prayed us out.

Intimate group for a Saturday; Coach K was quick to point out that even with the small showing, F3 Dallas set a weekly attendance record; YHC, fresh off his VQ, was so focused on counting correctly he got started without a disclaimer; Co-Q Sally pulled the reigns and got PAX back on track; PAX had to avoid SMU graduation traffic; the grad class yielded a target rich environment for single and ready to mingle Sally (no chip’n’dale though); Sally posted a perfect 6-for-6 this week; Oatmeal, Sally, Draper and YHC posted at Bubba’s for a post-workout face stuffing.

Negative ghostrider, the pattern is full


DATE: Tuesday 5/14/19

PAX: Pow Pow, Peppa, Teasip, Coach K, Special Sauce, Gold Digger, Oatmeal, Eli, Sex Panther, Icebox, Rump Roast, Thunderlips, Small Things (FNG)
QIC: Sally

AO: Glencoe (Fo Sho) Park

SSH x 20
IST x 15
Daisy Pickers x ?10

Mosey to goal line of football field


Group running / agility work:
On your stomachs;
On 3, run to first light pole. Then on your stomachs; wait for 6
On 3, run to second light pole. Then on your stomachs; wait for 6
On 3, run to goal line. Then on your 6; wait for 6

Reverso back down the field, but this time on your 6 instead of on your stomach

Reverso back down with one sprint down the length of the field

Partner Dora 1-1
Partner up; 1 partner runs to midfield and back, the other completes exercises

150 T-Merkins
100 Prisoner Get-Ups (from on your 6 to standing without using hands)

Tunnel of Love x 2

One more run down the field using the lightpoles to get on your stomach; started the first two with an army roll to the right and to the left prior to running

Mosey to Basketball Court

+Burpee broad jumps
+Bear Crawl and Crawl Bear
+Lunge Walk and Crab Walk
+2-line suicides (mid-court and full)

Mosey to Tennis Court

+Paint the Lines; Bernie style (1/2), normal (1/2)
+Suicides x 2 (long and short)

Low flutters
Dr. W’s (8)
Rugby sit-ups (slow and in control)

Gave thanks for all that we are able to do and all of the blessings we have; asked for guidance, safety, and servant’s mentality. Asked for help for those in need.

Welcome to FNG Small Things (First concert and theme music of his childhood was Blink-182)

Day started off like normal, with Rump and Sauce screeching into the parking lot at 5:30 on the dot. Heavy beats heard from the Rump Truck. Additionally of note, Coach K got out of his truck at least a minute earlier than he normally does.

An FNG rolled up, just like Oatmeal planned – except it was a different guy than he thought. Pleasant surprise as the other FNG had texted Oatmeal 15 minutes earlier with the “not this morning” text.

On the first exercises, some heavy initial resistance to putting oneself in the muck. It gradually became apparent that it was going to happen so we might as well wet down.

Turns out the lightpoles at Glencoe on the sides of the Glencoe football field are not symmetrical.

Modified the Prisoner Get-Ups from 200 to 100 because dang those are hard.

Tunnel of Love was not a fan favorite – completely unrelated, YHC got trapped underneath a couple PAX who just couldn’t quite hold it up any longer.

Coach K crushed the burpee broad jumps; he might have taken 5 jumps to get to the end of the court

Oatmeal stepped up to lead the Bernie Paint the Lines, kudos to him. Unfortunately the task was a difficult one and it turned out to be a rough leadership stint. He eventually offered his resignation after starting normal paint the lines.

DadHacks might be in the running for best Shield Lock name in F3.

Peppa is still on his way to #56InARow

Notable absentees included: Pepper, United, Chairman Mao, Alright Alright, Maverick

1. Sex Panther VQ tomorrow!
2. Q-Source groups Wednesday dinner and Friday lunch; we’re done with Getting Right and are moving on to Living Right. Will be good stuff, see if you can make it out.

Griff Plus

DATE: Thursday 5/9/2019

Conditions: Gloomy

PAX: Sex Panther, Coach K, Alright Alright, Ina, Aaarrrggghhh, Icebox, Pow Pow, Draper, Peppa (from LA), Chairman Mao, Special Sauce, Gold Digger
QIC: Sally

AO: La Madeleine/SMU Track

SSH x 25
IST x 14
Merkins x 15
Squats x ?15

Mosey to track

2 laps / 0.5 miles OYO – run back to pick up the 6

14 deconstructed burpees


“The Griff” plus:

800m forward run
400m backward run
800m forward run
400m backward run
800m forward run
Pick up a 6 when you’re done

Mosey back to La Madeleine

Dr. W’s x ?10
Low flutters x 14

Gave thanks for other HIMs in our life to push us forward; and for doing so faster than we could possibly push ourselves. Asked for faith and guidance to serve and Live Third after our Creator and Community.

Run-heavy day as it was Thursday. Guys hit north of 3-3.5 miles depending on time to finish.

As we were about to start The Thang, the only other guy at the track sprinted by us to his finish line in dramatic fashion, leading several PAX to give him T-claps.

Guys gradually separated by pace, with a few groups of 2-3 forming for support. As guys finished and went back to pick up a 6, groups got larger, leading one PAX to note he felt like a VIP with a crew of bodyguards.

Very light misting throughout the morning made for a nice way to keep cool.

Sincere apologies to all for the degree of profanity in the music – YHC should have known the Spotify playlist called “Get Turnt” would be filthy.

Welcome to Peppa, who is in town from Louisiana for work. He’ll be in town with us for 56 days so has promised to make 55 more workouts.

1. 3rd F service event at Bonton Farms Saturday 5/18. If you are in town, make a real effort now to plan how you can make it out.
2. 2nd F Happy Hour this Friday at Ozona after work
3. QSource lunch Friday 1130 Preston Center
4. Still need a Q for tomorrow!

Caruth Crushdown

DATE: Wednesday 4/17/19

PAX: Alright Alright, Coach K, Ina, Aaarrrggghhh, Princess Turtle Head, Sex Panther, Special Sauce
QIC: Sally

AO: Caruth Park

Mosey to tennis court

Lots of court work. PAX were instructed to focus on form, as performing in each moment matters not just in workouts, but in everything we do every day, so we should practice it.

Lunges –> crab walk
Inchworm –> crab walk
Handstand push-ups
Paint the lines side-shuffle style
Tuck jumps (30 seconds)
Bear crawl –> Crawl bear
Reverse suicides (x2)

Lots of 6, 8, and 10-counts in between exercises as we got gassed.

Tuck jumps
WWI sit-ups (people’s choice)

PAX stuck around for a 5-6 minute leadership devotional. YHC discussed courage, perseverance, and leadership lessons from history, including the meaning of being “The Man in the Arena”.

You can check out the document here:
F3 Leadership Devotional 4.17.19

Not much mumblechatter, leading to AlrightAlright saying at one point “Somebody say something stupid!”

1. QSource groups continue to help us #accelerate. Wednesdays at 1800 at Chick Fil A on Preston and Fridays at ~1130 at Preston Center.

3-22 Arm Beatdown




PAX: Schnitzle, Alright Alright, Sex Panther, Ice Box, Rump Roast, My Space, Ant Man,

QIC: Thunderlips

AO: Caruth Park




Arm Circles x 1 Min OYO

SSH x 30 IC

Merkins x 20 IC

Seal Jacks x 20 IC

Wide Grip Merkins x 10 IC

Mosey to playground soft top


64 Burpees 20x(3)+4 on last set

32 dips & 32 merkins

MoSey  to field

16 jump squats

8 flying merkins

Final Four

Bear Crawl to stations

1. 20 merkins

2. 10 burpees

3. 20 jump squats

4. 20 lunges ea side

3 Gassers length of soccer field


Flutters 10 IC x 3

Dolly 10 IC x 3

Rosalita 10 IC x 3

LBS’s x 10 IC x 7 IC x 5 IC x 3 IC


Circle up to pray.


There was some march madness mumble chatter.

QIC disclosed he hates running long distances so rarely will he ever Q a running intense session.

QIC was admonished for concluding 1 min early.

Drawing a blank on anything else that was discussed…


1. Next week F3 focusing on Mental Health and Depression…

2. Saturday Morning – 3-23 Q @ 0700 Burleson Park – QIC – IceBox

3-15 – Thunderlips VQ



PAX: Special Sauce, Chairman Mao, Sally, Alright Alright, Sex Panther, Coach K, Teasip, Oatmeal, Rump Roast, My Space, Icebox.

QIC: Thunderlips

AO: Caruth Park





Hot start – Mosey to Tennis Courts

Shoulder Warm Up:

Arm Circles x 1 Min OYO

SSH x 30 IC

Burpees x 25 OYO

Seal Jacks x 30 IC

Close Grip Merkins x 10 IC

Ray Lewis’s x 25 IC

Wide Grip Merkins x 10 IC

Dirkins x 10 with Partner


Bottom Feeders:

Wheelbarrow with Partner 20 yards then complete 20 Dirkins OYO – swap with partner and return to starting point.

Broken Wheelbarrow (one leg free) with Partner 20 yards then pair completes 30 Merkins OYO (Swap positions and Partner repeat going back)

Empty Wheelbarrow (facing up) with Partner 20 Merkins OYO (on knees)

Lunges across tennis court and reverse lunges back

Mosey to Playground

Circuit for 8 minutes which included 5 Pullups, 10 Merkins, 15 Squats

Finished with Dips on Benches x 25 IC.


Hold Em Ups x 20 IC (2 sets)

Dolly x 20 IC

Rosalita x 20 IC

LBS’s x 15 IC

Flutter Kicks x 15 IC

Knee Ups/Rugby Situps x 15 IC

Freddie Mercury’s x 15 IC


Circle up to pray.


Lots of mumble chatter but VQ was too busy thinking about stuff to recall all of it – here are the cliff notes…

MumbleChatter – Pax suggested “Prime Time” would be great FNG name for a super cocky FNG.

QIC kept stopping exercises on rep increments other than intervals of 5 which invited mumblechatter.

PAX learned not to make eye contact with partner during “empty wheelbarrowing”.

PAX complained of all the Merkins this week.

PAX mentioned that MARY on the soft top was more enjoyable than MARY on pavement or turf.

QIC Brought favorite beer (Love Street Kolsch from Karbach) to celebrate VQ

Chairman Mao showed his knowledge of Deep State mind control programs by spouting off facts about Project MKUltra.


1. Q-Source today at 1230 @ Hopdoddy

2. Saturday Morning – 3-16 Q @ 0700 Burleson Park – QIC – Plus One

Running with the Wind

PAX: Coach K, Sex Panther, AlrightAlright, Mr Belding (Willy Loman from Toledo), Chairman Mao, Icebox, Ina, The Gambler, Stingray, F150, Eli, Aaarrrggghhh
QIC: Oatmeal

AO: La Madeleine/Katy Trail

SSH x 20 IC

IST x 15 IC

Windmills x 10 IC

Mosey to Katy Trail

¼ mile

40 overhead claps IC

½ mile

16 step ups both legs IC

¼ mile

20 plank jacks IC

¼ mile

10 merkins IC; turn for home

½ mile NA run

20 V ups IC

¼ mile

20 calf raises IC (just to wake up those sore calves from Saturday!)

½ mile

Mosey back to La Mad parking lot to complete 10 burpees OYO.

10 count by Mr Belding to complete the workout.

YHC prayed us out

On a windy morning, Chairman Mao made a late appearance, skipped the usual Warm-O-Rama for the People’s version to ready himself to challenge AlrightAlright.  This lasted about 200yds into the first qtr mile at which point he ran out of gears.  Muted mumble chatter as the running had most of us gassed although Eli once again shows us what it looks like to glide over the pavement!  YHC had some counting issues when doing step ups, but was able to regain control and finish strong.  Half miles were a crowd favorite as was the calf raise redux.

1. Q Source on Wednesday night was enlightening as always.  Look for the encore presentation on Friday, 1130 at Preston Center.

Masters Saturday Beat Down

PAX: Rump Roast, Antman, Coach K, Pow Pow, Rocketman, Baby Ruth (FNG), Sex Panther, Thunderlips, Cabanaboy
QIC: Oatmeal (YHC), AlrightAlright

AO: Burleson Park (Parking garage)

Skipped due to workout

YHC and Alright devised A Workout Unlike Any Other in the spirit of the Masters Tournament assigning an exercise to each hole of Augusta National.  With partners, the goal was to complete each exercise x hole yardage in three minutes.  As the timer expired score was taken for each “hole”.  To achieve reps x yardage on each hole resulted in a birdie. A score of par was recorded as noted below.  Anything less was considered a bogey.  No sand traps, water hazards or penalty shots!  Holes were as follows:

Tea Olive 445 reps (yards) –  SSH – Par 300

Pink Dogwood 400 reps – IST – Par 400

Flowering Peach 350 reps – Flutter Kicks – Par 300
Flowering Crab Apple: 240 reps – Crab Cakes – Par 200
Magnolia: 495 reps – Monkey Humpers – Par 300
Juniper 180 reps – Jumping Spiders – Par 180
Pampas 450 reps – Plank Jacks – Par 300
Yellow Jasmine 570 reps – Squats – Par 400
Carolina Cherry 460 reps – Carolina Dry Docks – Par 300
Camelia 495 reps – Calf Raises – Par 300
White Dogwood 505 reps – WWI SitUps – Par 300
Golden Bell: 155 reps – Burpees – Par 155
Azalea 510 reps – Alabama Prom Dates Par 400
Chinese Fir 440 reps – Seal Jacks – Par 300
Firethorn 530 reps – Overhead Claps – Par 400
Redbud 170 reps – Groiners – Par 170
Nandina 440 reps – Mountain Climbers – Par 300
Holly 465 reps – Low Dolly – Par 300

The tournament began in a dead heat with several team posting birdies on the first two holes and things steadily went down from there.  Scores began falling as the course showed its fangs.  Rules were changed mid-workout to encourage teams to complete exercises when it was a foregone conclusion a bogey was the only possible outcome.  Team with highest reps lost a stroke, lowest reps gained a stroke.  The round continued until hole 14 at which time the weather horn blew and PAX happily packed in their “clubs”.

YHC prayed us out

Mumblechatter was generally focused on the structure (or lack thereof) of the workout, the difficulty and pure impossibility of achieving even a par on some of the “holes”.  Reality hit PAX on holes 4 & 5 as it was quickly acknowledged by Alright that 495 monkey humpers may have been a bad idea.  It never improved from there.  Overall grumbling and pain throughout.  Comments about rule changes was thrown about and I believe someone commented that changing the rules so many times was similar to playing golf with an 8 year old.

YHC set out to make Amen Corner (holes 11-13) something extra challenging, but alas, it all sucked!  In fact, PAX continued to whine (YHC maybe most of all) about their calves through Tuesday’s workout.  But, by god, I was going to get a birdie!!

1. Q Source on Wednesdays and Fridays at Chick-Fil-A on Hillcrest and Preston Center, respectively.

Fitness Test Q2 2019

PAX: Oatmeal, Pow Pow, Sex Panther, Icebox, Ant Man, Rump Roast, Sally, Coach K, Thunderlips, Special Sauce
QIC: Alright Alright

AO: Burleson Park

SSH x10

IST x10


Burpees – 100

Calf Raises – 150 (50 regular, 50 toes pointed in, 50 toes pointed out)

Ski Abs – 100 (each time across counts as 1)

Merkins – 100

Deep Squats – 100

LBCs – 200

Carolina Dry Docks – 100

Russian Hammers – 100 (double count)

Nipplers – 100

Jump Squats – 100

Mountain Climbers – 100

Shoulder Raises – 200

Dollies – 200

Hindu Merkins – 100

Squat Jacks – 100

Groiners – 100

Burpees – 100

Burpees – 200

PAX Results:

Coach K: 100 Mountain Climbers – 55 Mountain Climbers in Q1

Special Sauce: 34 Dollies – 71 Dollies in Q1

Oatmeal: 60 Mountain Climbers

Pow Pow:

Icebox: 10 Mountain Climbers

Rump Roast: 83 Nipplers – 30 Nipplers in Q1

Ant Man: 2 Nipplers

Sex Panther: 100 Russian Hammers

Sally: 81 Carolina Dry Docks – 45 Nipplers in Q1

Thunderlips: 30 Mountain Climbers

Alright Alright: 150 Shoulder Raises – 150 Shoulder Raises in Q1

Naked Man Moleskine:

This workout is an absolute beatdown.  It is a mental test from the beginning with the 100 burpee start.  YHC always struggles to keep up a strong pace throughout this hour of pain, and that was what prevented me from improving my score this quarter.  However, a few of our guys made serious improvements from last time.  #tclaps to Coach K, Rump Roast and Sally for showing huge improvement over the last three months.  Let’s all work hard to be better next time.  For some of us that might mean improving mental toughness.

#Tclaps to Pow Pow for making this his first F3 beatdown ever.  They’re not all like this.

Thanks to Oatmeal for EHing Pow Pow and to Ant Man for bringing the speaker and a playlist.  The playlist got much better reviews than Teasip’s at our first Fitness Test.

We’ll roll this back out in three months.  Be preparing.

The Mustang 2019 Q2 Benchmark

PAX: Thunderlips, Special Sauce, Oatmeal, Stingray, Ina, Gambler, Sex Panther, Coach K, F150
QIC: Alright Alright

AO: The Mustang

SSH x25

IST x15

Mosey to The Mustang

The Mustang…

Timer set for 30 minutes.

Run up ramps to top, 20 merkins, run down ramps to bottom, 20 LBCs, run up stairs to top (touch every stair), 20 merkins, run down stairs, 20 LBCs, run across parking deck to other stairs and up the stairs to the top, 20 merkins, run down the stairs, 20 LBCs, run back to start and repeato with 19 reps, then 18, etc.

Final Numbers:

Thunderlips: 444 reps (completed 3 rounds of 17)

Special Sauce: 444 (3 rounds of 17) – same as Q1

Oatmeal: 410 (2 rounds of 17) – same as Q1

Alright Alright: 444 (3 rounds of 17) – same as Q1

Stingray: 376 (1 round of 17)

Ina: 410 (2 rounds of 17) – same as Q1

Gambler: 410 (2 rounds of 17) – 444 in Q1

Sex Panther: 270 (1 round of 18) – blame this on the Q’s instructions

Coach K: 410 (2 rounds of 17) – same as Q1

F150: 359 (1st stop of 17)

Naked Man Moleskin:

We all learned that it is going to take a lot of work to make serious improvement from 1 quarter to the next.  Now it is time to put that work in.  We need to push ourselves even harder on Mondays and Thursdays to make the running easier the next time we do the Mustang.  We all need to improve on push-ups too.