Thunderstruck by ICEBOX

THE SCENE: 65 light thunderstorm
AO: Burleson Park
Olympic Theme – disclosures/warmup
Chinese National Anthem – warmup

Three 6 Mafia, Poppin My Collar- back plank + dip with “poppin” (36)

Queen, We Will Rock You- T claps + burpees with “we will” (16)

Randy Houser, How Country Feels- paint the lines

Lloyd Banks, Beamer Benz or Bentley- plank + zebra plank with “Bentley” (29)

Brantley Gilbert, Kick it in the Sticks- run to the next level of the parking deck, burpee, run back, burpee, repeat

House of Pain, Jump Around- alternating leg lunges + jump with “jump” (86)

KC and the Sunshine Band, That’s the Way I Like It- plank + merkin with “uh-huh” (87)

Adelitas Way, Notorious- run up a level on the parking deck, 10 squats, run down, 10 squats, repeat

Snow, Informer- star skaters + SSH with “boom” (48)

Haddaway, What is Love- Imperial Storm Troopers + burpee with “hurt me” (28)

Bachman Turner Overdrive, You Aint Seen Nothing Yet- suicides

Unk, Walk it Out- flutter kicks + LBC’s with “walk” (110)

6 PAX – AlrightAlright, Teasip, Coach K, Chairman Mao, F150
Q: Icebox





Half way point of F3 Dallas Olympiad

THE SCENE: 43 light rain
AO: Burleson Park
SSH x25
ISTs x12
Hillbillies x12

Mosey to the Parking Deck

Iron Hulk – 1:4 ratio of Merkins to OH Air Press. Ascending to 10:40 ratio.

Burpee Back Mountain – Partner up, one partner runs backwards up two ramps/one level of parking garage and then back down, while the other partner performs burpees. Flapjack. Continue until 100 cumulative burpees.

Ring of Fire – Flutter kicks, 120 reps
Ring of Fire – Makhtar N’Diaye, 60 reps

Lt. Dan modification – 1:4 ratio lunges to T-merkins. Lunge walk up two levels of parking deck.

Scissor kicks

Mosey out to bench area

Dirty McDeuce (4 exercises, 12 reps, 3x)
Isolated lunges, 6 each leg

Mosey back into the parking deck
Merkins – 100
Squats – 200
LBCs – 300

Homer to Marge
Rugby Situps
Box Cutters

20 PAX –Plus One, Obama Care (FNG), Kitty, Splash, Carmen San Diego (FNG), Tootsie (FNG), Podcast, Goldie, Eruizone, AlrightAlright, Chairman Mao, Ina, Icebox, Neutered, Boomer, Foretran, Sleeveless, Coach K, F150
Q: Pepper


Big weekend for F3 Dallas as we broke our weekly attendance record as we finish our first week of the F3 Olympiad.


Biathlon #katytrailthursday Edition

THE SCENE: 67 cloudy
AO: #katytrailthursday & SMU
SSH x25
IST x15
Overhead claps x15

Mosey to katy trail for some cross country skiing

Start with biathlon:
   Quarter mile “lap” followed by “shooting” from the prone position (10 merkins, 20 LBC)
   Quarter mile penalty lap for “missing targets” with 10 punishment burpees
   Quarter mile lap followed by shooting from the standing position (20 step ups, 20 overhead air press)

On to the skiathlon
   Indian Run down a quarter mile and back a quarter mile.

Back to the biathlon
   Quarter mile with T-merkins x12, Uptown crunch x12 Carolina dry docks x12)
   Quarter mile with penguin crunch x12 and Freddie Mercury x20

Last quarter mile with some scissor abs x12 in honor of Aaarrrggghhh
Some Aggies in the outfield (aka the bird) x12 in honor of Aggie Baseball opening weekend tomorrow.

#backblast for the bootcamp #beatdown with Coach K and F150

Mosey to Quad for the Starfish: Start in center of quad with four paths.
   Bear crawl / crab walk out to end of path, do exercise, bear crawl / crab walk back to fountain do a burpee. Repeato to the next path.

Rd. 1 – 5 reps  Bear Craw/Crab Walk to center of starfish 1 burpee
Rd. 2 – 10 reps  Bear Craw/Crab Walk to center of starfish 2 burpee
Rd. 3 – 15 reps  Bear Craw/Crab Walk to center of starfish 3 burpee

Path 1: merkins
Path 2: squats
Path 3: wwii sit-ups
Path 4: Carolina drydocks

Smu Blvd Stroll: walking lunge down the Blvd doing a burpee at every tree you pass.

Single leg deadlifts x20
Single leg lunges x20

SMU Blvd Stroll back

  Uptown Crunches left side x10
  Uptown Crunches right side x10

Mosey back to la Madeline to meet the rest of the PAX


12 PAX – Aaarrrggghhh, AlrightAlright, Ant Man, Chairman Mao, Gold Digger, Goldie, Ina, Isaiah, Pepper, F150
Q: Teasip & Coach K




Until Splash is done or 45s

THE SCENE: 46 misty and foggy
AO: Caruth Park
Mountain Climbers

Mosey to softop playground

5 pullups at playground
crabwalk over the bridge

Mosey to “children dancing” statue
Bear Crawl to park bench
Mosey to running trail
5 burpees
Mosey to start
Repeat 4 times

Find a bench
10 step ups
5 down and up inclined merkin
5 down and up derkins
5 dips
work backward to 1

Mosey over to tennis courts
Line up on double out line
Rd. 1
Paint the lines starting from far end, run backwards back to start, hit every line

Rd 2
Lunge walk on court, 10 merkins in between courts, reverse lunge second court
Rinse and Repeat back to starting point

Rd. 3
Lunge walk on court, merkin slide walk in between courts, reverse lunge second court
Rinse and Repeat back to starting point

Uptown Crunch both sides
Rugby situps

Mosey to flag pole
25 yard sprints

14 PAX – Teasip, Neuter, Coach K, AlrightAlright, Eruzione, Spider Man (FNG), Aaarrrggghhh, Special Sauce, Fortran, The Gambler, Spread, Chairman Mao, F150
Q: Splash

Aaarrrggghhh Dirty McDeuce maybe more

THE SCENE:  39 light drizzle
AO: Glencoe Park
SSH x 20
IS x 15
Side-lunge (stretch) x 10
stretchy back thing with claps x 10
Merkins x 10

Glencoe 5x5x5x5- 5 pull ups, 5 swirkens, 5 gorilla jumps, 5 sets

Mosey over to the bleachers

Dirty McDeuce- Alternate step ups, LBC’s, single count merkins (4 sets of 12 reps each)

Mosey to tennis courts

Tennis Courts
Rd 1.
Bear Crawl to middle and ten single count merkins, crabwalk other half and 10 WWII. Walkcrab back to middle with 10 WWII, crawl bear other half with 10 merkins.
Rd 2
Lunge to half court with 10 merkins, reverse lunge other half with 10 merkins, same thing on way back.
7 addition merkins to get to a clean 140 for the day.
Rd. 3
Broad Jump across court and Burpee Dan back. Planked for some rest and through in 7 J.Lo’s. Paint the courts.
Finish strong

Uptown crunch left and righ x12
LBC x12
Homer and Marge
Pickle pounders.

10 PAX – Icebox, AlrightAlright, Coach K, Chairman Mao, Ant Man, Teasip, F150, Pepper, Boomer
Q: Aaarrrggghhh

Shared about men in need of prayer and prayed for them. Great workout men!

much mubblechatter was made about the Qs counting ability, even perhaps times to try to make the Q stumble.


Chairman Moa’s Kickoff to F3 Dallas Olympiad

THE SCENE:  45 clear
AO: Burleson Park

21 PAX – Aaarrrggghhh, Splash, Panda, Gold Digger, Ina, Eruzione, AlrightAlright, Icebox, Ant Man, Plus One, Fish Sticks, Neutered, Coach K, Teasip, Boomer, Isaiah, Podcast, Hotty Toddy, Sleeveless, F150
Q: Chairman Mao


Chairman Moa was let down my many PAX who were going to bring a speaker but failed to do so. It would not be the Olympics without some technical difficulty. Great beatdown for our new member Fish Sticks, who is another Aggie who has joined F3 Dallas. Medals were discussed and awarded for each team and for All round.

Games of the F3 Olympiad – Rules

Teams have been announced.  The games are on the calendar (February 10th – February 24th).  Prizes will be awarded to the winning team and the individuals that win medals.  All we need now are the rules.  Here they are:

Medals will be awarded in the following manner:

Gold Medal (3 points):

  1. Emotional Headlocking. An FNG is EH’ed by one of the team members and posts for a workout.
  2. Perfect Week.  A member of the team completes the perfect week by attending all 5 workouts.

Silver Medal (2 points):

  1. Kotters.  A former member of the PAX is brought back into the fold.  If a PAX recruits a former F3 guy that hasn’t been to a workout in 2018.
  2. Consistent Week.  A member of the team attends 3 workouts in a week.

Bronze Medal (1 point):

  1. Posting.  Each workout that a PAX attends will give his team a bronze medal.
  2. Down Range.  If a PAX posts in another F3 Region.

In addition to the team competition, medals will also be awarded to individuals at the end of the Games for the following categories.

  1. All-Around – this will be measured by total points
  2. Emotional Headlocking – this will be measured by total FNG’s
  3. Kotters – this will be measured by former PAX brought back to F3
  4. Attendance – this will be measured by attendance (no bonus points will be given for perfect weeks)

All team captains are ineligible for individual medals (Alright Alright, Coach K, F-150, Teasip).

Additional Rule: Any PAX recruited, whether an FNG or a former F3 PAX, will be placed on the team that recruits them and will be able to score points for that team throughout the games.

I hope you are all looking forward to this competition.  I know I am.  I’m also pumped for our Opening Ceremony at Ozona on Friday night.  Bring spouses, girlfriends, and single women for Teasip and Coach K.