The Return of Coach K Q

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Oatmeal, Teasip, Icebox, Rocket Man, Hemings (FNG)
QIC: Coach K

AO: Burleson Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x30
IST x25
Cotton Pickers x10

THA THANG:
AROD with 300 Squats, 200 LBCs, and 100 Pull Ups. Short lap around tennis courts

Mosey to garage for elevator BOMBS and Rampage (see exicon) starting at 9 burpees and working down to 1. It’s all bear crawls, burpees, and crawl bears.

MARY:
Flutters, Uptown Crunch, Penguin Crunch, Rope Climbs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Prayed for those traveling this weekend

MOLESKIN:
Apparently Coach K was mouthier than usual, spitting some fire before the workout even began. Everyone was nervous given his history of vendetta Qs until an FNG rolled up meaning I couldn’t do 300 burpees.

Not too much chatter from the PAX especially during the Rampage except for some jabs from Teasip which were expected. Always nice to have people sucking wind, so they can’t harass the Q.

Ended with the naming ceremony, where our FNG noted he went to UVA. We danced around the Hokie/Beamer names until Coach K thought of Saly Hemings. Bad taste? Probably. Worth it? Absolutely.

Hemings started off strong by losing his phone during the workout, which got picked up by a stranger. Prayers he found it and was not kidnapped in the process.

We made our way to Bubbas where Icebox and Oatmeal talked about the joys of having kids. Icebox still thinks he’s gonna be able to golf on Monday, which led us to debate where the Monday Ruck would be given the 100% chance of storms (Ant Man). Should be noted that Icebox brought this crappy weather back from Seattle with him.

PAX accused YHC of being a confrontational person, but I don’t know what they’re talking about. They found my Achilles heel though when an 8 week labrador retriever rolled up pulling me away from breakfast.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Ryder Cup celebration on Monday

Walmart hits the courts

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Ant Man, AlrightAlright, Candy Cane, Coach K, Gambler, Icebox, Oatmeal, Rocket Man
QIC: Walmart

AO: Caruth Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:
Q welcomed everyone to the workout, and gave the disclaimer that Q is not a professional, that everyone is at the workout voluntarily, and that PAX should modify workouts as needed to avoid injury.

WARM-O-RAMA:
-SSH x20 IC
-Imperial Storm Troopers x15 IC
-Windmill x10 IC

THA THANG:
Mosey to Tennis Court

Around the Court:
PAX split into pairs. One PAX did plank jacks while his partner lunged around the tennis court. Other PAX lunges around entire tennis court. Partners switched once the lunging PAX made one lap.

Circle up for:
LBC x10 IC
American Hammer x10 IC

Repeato, except PAX found new partners and did WWI Situps while partners lunged around the tennis court.

There and Back Again:
PAX found new partners. One PAX ran suicides across both tennis courts while the other did overhead claps. Switch once suicide was completed.

Circle up for:
LBC x15 IC
American Hammer x15 IC

PAX found new partners. One PAX did Burpee Broad Jumps across both tennis courts and back while his partner did SSH, then PAX switched.

LBC x15 IC
American Hammer x15 IC

PAX found new partners. One PAX did the Inch Worm across both tennis courts, then did the Bear Crawl back, while partners did Monkey Jumpers. Switch once PAX made it back.

MARY:
LBC x15 IC
American Hammer x15 IC
Uptown Crunch Left Over Right x15 IC
Uptown Crunch Right Over Left x15 IC

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
PAX prayed for Hannigan recovery, and praised him in his absence for his awesome Ryder Cup performance.

MOLESKIN:
great mumblechatter this morning. Icebox noted that the Q was wearing short sleeves instead of a tank due to the 60 degree temperature. PAX who had been present at yesterday’s beatdown lamented the large amount of core workouts for this Q. Lots of talk about college football, namely Wake and UT. Some disses thrown at A&M.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Ryder Cup celebration next Monday at Truckyard.
2. AlrightAlright taking the Q tomorrow morning at Katy Trail. 

Deconstructed What?

AO: Burleson Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:
F3 welcome and disclaimer given by the Q.

WARM-O-RAMA:
Mosey lap around Burleson.
SSH x20 IC
Imperial Storm Troopers x20 IC
Windmills x20 IC
Merkins x10 IC
Copperhead Squats x15

THA THANG:
Mosey to parking deck.

Bucket Brigage Race:
PAX split into two teams. One team had did the Bucket Brigage all the way up the stairs to the top of the parking deck with a 25lb weight brought by the Q. In the Bucket Brigage, PAX line up at the bottom of the steps. PAX at the back of the line lifts the weight over his head, then passes the weight down to the next PAX in line. PAX at the back of the line then runs to the front of the line. Each PAX will lift, pass, run to the front, repeato up the steps. Meanwhile, the other team ran up the ramps of the parking deck, doing 3 burpees at the top of each ramp. Once both teams made it to the top, the teams switched exercises and went back down to the bottom of the garage. Team that completed the race first did mountain climbers while waiting for the other team.

Mosey to Dallas Hall.

Deconstructed Burpee Relay:
Deconstructed burpee:
-Squats x10, x9, x8, etc.
-Merkins x10, x9, x8, etc.
-Leg thrusts x10, x9, x8, etc.
-Merkins x10, x9, x8, etc.

PAX split into pairs. One PAX on each team started with 10 reps of each deconstructed burpee exercise while his partner bear crawled from the bottom of the Dallas Hall steps to the fountain. Once the first PAX completed the deconstructed burpee, he ran to his partner and took over on the bear crawl route. The second PAX would then run back to the Dallas Hall steps to do his 10 reps of deconstructed burpees, then run back to his partner to again take over the bear crawl route. Repeato, except each PAX decreased reps by 1 each time he went back to deconstructed burpees, until completed the workout b doing 1 rep of each.

Stair Suicide:
PAX retained their pairs from the previous exercise. One PAX ran a suicide on the Dallas Hall steps while his partner did SSH. PAX switched once the suicide was completed.

Mosey back to Burleson.

MARY:
Pickle Pounders x10 IC
LBC x15 IC
Plank Jacks x15 IC
Body Destroyer

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Oatmeal, Ant Man, Chairman Mao, AlrightAlright, Coach K, Icebox, Plus One, Rocket Man (transfer from F3 Birmingham).
QIC: Wal-Mart

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
PAX talked about weekend plans, then Q prayed out

MOLESKIN:
Lots of great Mumblechatter this morning. PAX were all glad to see Coach K back in action, now that he had been cleared to exercise by his own doctor, by Oo-De-Lally, and by AlrightAlright. PAX were also glad that Rocketman, a transfer from F3 Birmingham, joined F3 Dallas for the first time. PAX said that they would not do certain exercises, as the Q said in the disclaimer that these exercises were just “suggestions.” All PAX took the suggestions anyway, realizing the Q’s wisdom. Some PAX grumbled slightly about starting with a workout in the parking garage, since it was a nice morning. However, PAX enjoyed getting a short tour of SMU while moseying to Dallas Hall. Surprisingly, no PAX complained about having to bear crawl for dozens, if not hundreds, of yards.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Ryder Cup Celebration, courtesy of Team Oatmeal, has been scheduled for October 15th at truckyard. Mark your calendars for this great Second F event!

AlrightAlright jacobs ladder

AO: Caruth Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x20
IST x15
Merkins x10
Squats x10
Mosey to tennis courts

THA THANG:
Jacob’s Ladder
Bear Crawl across both courts, Burpee (7:1), Run back, T Merkins (1:7)
Run across both courts, Monkey Humpers (7:1), Run back, Squats (1:7)

MARY:
Ring of Merkins to 100
Wall Sit to 100
Overhead Claps to some number

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Spread, Special Sauce, Icebox, Ina, Colonel, F150, Gambler, Ant Man, Rump Roast
QIC: AlrightAlright

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
AlrightAlright prayed us out

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Ryder Cup Ceremony at Truckyard on 10/15 at 5:30 PM

Ryder Cup Day 3

AO: Caruth Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
Shame – hold plank and merkin with “shame” (35)
Level Up – flutter kick and LBCs with “level” (85)

THA THANG:
Field of dreams, teams of four/five

1st inning
Home- 15 burpees
1st- overhead claps (as many reps as possible, AMRAP, goes for all the other exercises as well)
2nd- squats
3rd- jump rope

2nd inning
Home- 15 burpees
1st- plank
2nd- t merkins
3rd- jump rope

3rd inning
Home- 15 burpees
1st- flutter kicks
2nd- lunges
3rd- jump rope

4th inning
Home- 5burpees
1st- Rugby sit ups
2nd- Freddy Mercury’s
3rd- jump rope

MARY:
INSERT

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Aaarrrggghhh, AlrightAlright, Ant Man, BOOMER, Special Sauce, Ina, Walmart, Hannigan, Teasip, Oatmeal, Helmet, Pepper, Plus One
QIC: Icebox

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
our workouts are more fun when more people show up so let’s try to get out here more often when $2 lone stars aren’t on the line…and if that’s what it takes I think we can come up with some kind of competition to get free lone stars at Ozona every month (maybe 15 workouts a month gets a free 6 pack?). I for one am in on the Monday ruck’s, especially since Mav the Cav can go the distance.

MOLESKIN:
Was really banking on 16 PAX showing up so when we had 14 my planning went to sh*t but we eventually rallied to get teams that would have someone at each base.

First team to finish got a point (they didn’t mean anything but AlrightAlright likes points so why not?), team that had the most reps of one exercise got a discount on burpees the next inning…pretty sure I screwed this up but I was winded and not as sharp as normal.

Shout out to Helmet for not needing Ryder Cup to come to a beatdown (cough, @

Good luck team Special Sauce! If you need a luke warm body Saturday AM I might be able to roll my carcass out of bed for 30 minutes of body destroyer.

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. INSERT
2. INSERT

Ryder Cup Day 2

AO: Glencoe
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x15
IST x15 (at this point Oo-De-Lally arrived to tie things up for Team Oatmeal)

THA THANG:
Team WheelsUp/NetJets to the Course
Bataan Death March around the park. PAX at the Six does 3 burpees before running to the front.

Alternate Shot
Partner 1 run suicide, Partner 2 perform exercise. Flapjack and Repeato until 100 reps of the exercise have been completed by the pairing. Switch partners on each exercise. Side Straddle Hops, Imperial Storm Troopers and Flutter Kicks were done while waiting for the whole group to finish.

Round 1: Hand Release Merkins (Aaarrrggghhh made this request over traditional merkins. Pepper arrived prior to his shot in a Rory-like fashion – look it up if you don’t get it.)
Round 2: Monkey Humpers
Round 3: WWI Sit-Ups
Round 4: The Bird
Round 5: Squats
Round 6: Plank Jacks

MARY:
Pickle Pounders x10
Sky Pickle x15
Paulinas x15 (Sorry Dustin Johnson)
Body Destroyer

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Aaarrrggghhh, Ant Man. F150, Hannigan, Icebox, Ina, Oatmeal, Oo-De-Lally, Pepper, Plus One, Special Sauce, Teasip, Wal-Mart
QIC: AlrightAlright

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC mentioned how every man in this group looks out for his brothers, and prayed that we will continue to look out for each other. We need to pick up the six in life, not just at workouts.

MOLESKIN:
Icebox correctly hypothesized that AlrightAlright chose to Q today because the #RyderCup is the only way that there will ever be a good turnout for one of AlrightAlright’s #beatdowns. AlrightAlright caught the PAX by surprise with the 100 monkey humpers and grumbling ensued. He hopes you all enjoyed getting to work with all of your teammates.

13 PAX gathered in the gloom for Day 2 of the F3 Ryder Cup. Team Special Sauce was only missing Pepper, and Team Oatmeal was missing BOOMER and .

YHC forgot to give the Disclaimer. This is a mistake that all of us make way too often. It is the Q’s job to remember to give it, but let’s now make it a point to give the Q hell immediately if he forgets. This needs to be given at every workout.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Ryder Cup continues tomorrow with Icebox replacing an injured splash as our Q. See you at Caruth Park at 0545.

Be on the lookout for an announcement about a #ThirdF event taking place at Park Cities Baptist Church on Thursday night.

Ryder Cup Day 1

AO: Flag Pole Hill 
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
Squats IC x20

THA THANG:
2.3 mile Ruck.

Penalty 25 Squats with Rucks over head for not beating our 1 mile pace from previous Ruck.

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Oo-De-Lally, AlrightAlright, Pepper, Ant Man, Icebox, Teasip, Oatmeal, Special Sauce, Wal-Mart, Hannigan, Plus One, Ina, Aaarrrggghhh, Boomer 
QIC: F150

Pay up ICEBOX

AO: Glencoe Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25
IST x15
Don Quixote x12

THA THANG:
Start with partner DORA: 100 Pull ups, 200 Squats and 300 LBC with laps around the tennis courts

Mosey to the bleachers for Dirty McDeuce: Irkins, Dips, Step Ups, & Derkins with a lap around the goalposts in between

Jacob’s Ladder with Gorilla Squats (decreasing starting at 6) and Plank Jacks (increasing starting from 1 with running across the football field between sets

Mosey back to the playground for Mary

MARY:
Low Dolly x15
Freddie Mercury x21
Sky Pickle/Alabama Prom Date/Yeah Thrusts x15

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: AlrightAlright, Ant Man, Icebox, JoJo, Oo-De-Lally, Special Sauce
QIC: Teasip

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed for the Carolinas and those dealing with Hurricane Florence

MOLESKIN:
Some discussion and continued critiquing of YHC’s Saturday workout, but as promised no bear crawls were done and the entire workout was done outside in the open. It was discussed if the critique of the last time YHC led a Dirty McDeuce was worse than the critiquing of Saturday’s workout and it was concluded that the choice words from Saturday were funnier. Icebox also fulfilled his burpee obligation to AlrightAlright for SMU covering against Michigan.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Ryder competition is next week (Sept 24-29)
2. Next happy hour is October 12

Suck it up buttercup…yes I said bear crawl up the ramps

AO: Burleson Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x20
IST x15
Reach backs x12

THA THANG:
Mosey to parking deck

Partner up and do the following:
Partner One bear crawls up the first ramp while Partner Two does squats. Once Partner One gets up the first ramp, flapjack and Partner Two bear crawls up while Partner One does squats. Continue all the way up the ramp.

Go down the ramps with Crawl bear and LBC

Some grumbling from the PAX about being stuck inside so cut the next up and down ramps in half

Lunges up with Merkins
Crab walks down with plank jacks

Mosey to start area
Partner DORA
50 OH Claps, 100 squats, 150 Flutters with lap around tennis court

Merkins in a circle
MH x5

MARY:
Rosalita x15

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: AlrightAlright, Ant Man, Boomer, Chairman Mao, Coach K, F150, Hannigan, Icebox, Oatmeal, Podcast, Special Sauce,  Doubtfire (Willy Lowman Knoxville)
QIC: Teasip

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
Mainly just grumbling about being in a parking deck with the great weather. YHC will take the encouraging all PG rated feedback he received and ensure the next Teasip Q will take place in gorgeous outdoors (though it will probably be raining). The PAX did get to enjoy the weather at coffeteria where Icebox and AlrightAlright made a burpee bet based on the SMU-Michigan game.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
September 24-29 will be a Ryder Cup competition between team Oatmeal and team Special Sauce (names subject to change). Will be attendance based so make your appeals now to the captains if you want to be selected. Next happy hour is October 12

Icebox’s Hit Snooze Beatdown

AaarrrggghhhAlrightAlright, Teasip, Oatmeal, Special Sauce, & Icebox

for a hit the snooze beatdown at Burleson

Deconstructed burpees (10 squats, 10 leg thrusts, 10 merkins…run a half lap around the park…countdown to 1)

ABC’s (spell alphabet with legs in flutter position)

Derkins

Bat Wings (forward, backward, seal claps, 20 each)

Outlaws (legs in flutter position, 20 reps to the right, 20 to the left)

Dips

Then we went into a PAX calls it ring of fire doing a minute straight of the following exercises (apologies but I’m going to leave some out because I forgot all of them)

Lunge
Side lunge
Overhead clap
Elbow plank
LBC’s
Yeah thrusts
Reverse crunch
T merkins
Scorpion docks
Yeah thrusts
Rugby sit-ups
Inch worms

Mumblechatter was a 5/10 today, apparently Wake Forest has a football team and they played a game yesterday early because of the hurricane.

Teasip appropriately picked the theme that we were rocking out to Ice Cube’s greatest hits. The reason for the set list is that Ice Boxes make ice cubes and Bri and I are expecting our ice cube in March! Looking forward to rocking a dad bod and carrying a baby/puppy combo ruk sack soon.

Happy hour tonight, beat down tomorrow!