Biathlon #katytrailthursday Edition

THE SCENE: 67 cloudy
AO: #katytrailthursday & SMU
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25
IST x15
Overhead claps x15

THA THANG:
Mosey to katy trail for some cross country skiing

Start with biathlon:
   Quarter mile “lap” followed by “shooting” from the prone position (10 merkins, 20 LBC)
   Quarter mile penalty lap for “missing targets” with 10 punishment burpees
   Quarter mile lap followed by shooting from the standing position (20 step ups, 20 overhead air press)

On to the skiathlon
   Indian Run down a quarter mile and back a quarter mile.

Back to the biathlon
   Quarter mile with T-merkins x12, Uptown crunch x12 Carolina dry docks x12)
   Quarter mile with penguin crunch x12 and Freddie Mercury x20

Last quarter mile with some scissor abs x12 in honor of Aaarrrggghhh
Some Aggies in the outfield (aka the bird) x12 in honor of Aggie Baseball opening weekend tomorrow.

#backblast for the bootcamp #beatdown with Coach K and F150

Mosey to Quad for the Starfish: Start in center of quad with four paths.
   Bear crawl / crab walk out to end of path, do exercise, bear crawl / crab walk back to fountain do a burpee. Repeato to the next path.

Rd. 1 – 5 reps  Bear Craw/Crab Walk to center of starfish 1 burpee
Rd. 2 – 10 reps  Bear Craw/Crab Walk to center of starfish 2 burpee
Rd. 3 – 15 reps  Bear Craw/Crab Walk to center of starfish 3 burpee

Path 1: merkins
Path 2: squats
Path 3: wwii sit-ups
Path 4: Carolina drydocks

Smu Blvd Stroll: walking lunge down the Blvd doing a burpee at every tree you pass.

Single leg deadlifts x20
Single leg lunges x20

SMU Blvd Stroll back

Mary
  Uptown Crunches left side x10
  Uptown Crunches right side x10

Mosey back to la Madeline to meet the rest of the PAX

MARY:.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 PAX – Aaarrrggghhh, AlrightAlright, Ant Man, Chairman Mao, Gold Digger, Goldie, Ina, Isaiah, Pepper, F150
Q: Teasip & Coach K

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Chairman Moa’s Kickoff to F3 Dallas Olympiad

THE SCENE:  45 clear
AO: Burleson Park

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
21 PAX – Aaarrrggghhh, Splash, Panda, Gold Digger, Ina, Eruzione, AlrightAlright, Icebox, Ant Man, Plus One, Fish Sticks, Neutered, Coach K, Teasip, Boomer, Isaiah, Podcast, Hotty Toddy, Sleeveless, F150
Q: Chairman Mao

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
Chairman Moa was let down my many PAX who were going to bring a speaker but failed to do so. It would not be the Olympics without some technical difficulty. Great beatdown for our new member Fish Sticks, who is another Aggie who has joined F3 Dallas. Medals were discussed and awarded for each team and for All round.

Teasip and Quarter Pounders

THE SCENE:  34 mostly clear
AO: Glencoe Park
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side Straddle Hops x20
Imperial Storm Troopers x20
Reachbacks x10

THA THANG:
Mosey over to the football field for the Thang:

Quarter Pounder: start at goal line, run 25 yards, do 25 Carolina Dry Docks, run back to goal line. Run 50 yards, 50 squats, run back to goal line. Run 75 yards, 75 LBCs, run back to goal line. Run 100 yards, 100 plank jacks, run back to goal line.

Next did four rounds of four corners of the following: 15 merkins, 15 lunges (15 each leg), 15 penguin crunches and 15 monkey humpers

Followed that with the Red Barchetta: start at goal line, run 100 yards, 100 SSH, run backwards back to the goal line. Then run 75 yards, 75 mountain climbers, run backwards back. Run 50 yards, 50 flutter kicks, run backwards back. Run 25 yards, 25 merkins, run backwards back. Finish by running 10 yards, 10 burpees and run backwards back.

MARY:
Uptown crunch x12
Freddie Mercury x20 (Teasip made sure to continue the tradition of saying “most overrated band” before we started. You’re welcome AlrightAlright )
Rosalita x15
Homer to Marge

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
4 PAX – Aaarrrggghhh, Isaiah, F150
Q: Teasip

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:.
Teasip prayed us out

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
February 9th & 10th F3 Dallas is honoring the Winter Olympics with a F3 Dallas Olympiad. Our opening ceremonies will be at Ozona Grill and Bar on Friday night. This is a special 2nd F Happy Hour to bring your wife, girlfriend, etc. On Saturday, February 10, we will have the opening day of games during our workout. Mark your Calendar and reach out to other men to introduce them to F3. We will be split up into teams where points will be awarded through the workouts. Teams will be announced in the coming week.

#feburpee by Teasip

THE SCENE:  52 mostly clear
AO: #KatyTrailThursday
F3 WELCOME:
WARM-O-RAMA:
In celebration of #feburpee, YHC started off the workout with a slaughter starter of 20 burpees
Imperial Storm Troopers x15

THA THANG:
Mosey to the start of the katy trail for the below quarter mile pain stations:

Run 1/4 mile, Overhead claps x15, Penguin crunch x15

Run 1/4 mile, 10 burpees OYO as a half mile was completed, followed by the #teasipthursdayspecial of Irkins and Durkins (x10 each)

Run 1/4 mile, mosey to benches for Dips x15 and step ups x12 each leg

Run 1/4 mile, Another 10 burpees OYO as another half mile was completed. Started our journey back

Run 1/4 mile, Freddie Mercury x20, Uptown crunch x12 each leg

Run 1/4 mile, 10 OYO T burpees (burpees with a T merkin at the bottom)

Run 1/4 mile, LBC x21

Run last 1/4 mile, finish with 10 more OYO burpees

Mosey/meander back to La Madeline

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 PAX – Aaarrrggghhh, AlrightAlright, BOOMER, Fortran, Isaiah, Coach K
Q: Teasip

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
February 9th & 10th F3 Dallas is honoring the Winter Olympics with a F3 Dallas Olympiad. Our opening ceremonies will be at Ozona Grill and Bar on Friday night. This is a special 2nd F Happy Hour to bring your wife, girlfriend, etc. On Saturday, February 10, we will have the opening day of games during our workout. Mark your Calendar and reach out to other men to introduce them to F3. We will be split up into teams where points will be awarded through the workouts. Teams will be announced in the coming week.

Martin Family Band Jam

THE SCENE:  34 clear
AO: Glencoe Park
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x20
Hillbillies x20
Hippies x20

THA THANG:
Mosey with the flag to the bleachers on the open field

Billy Idol, Mony Mony (67 Mony’s) – hold back plank + dip on Money

Junior Walker, Shotgun – bear crawl native american

Michael Jackson, Beat It (57 Beat It’s) – flutter kicks + WWII sit ups on Beat It

The Temptations, Get Ready (20 Get Ready’s) – SSH + burpee on Get Ready

Funktown America, Celebrate (37 Celebrate’s) – squats + jump up on bench on any variation of Celebrate

Kool and the Gang, Lady’s Night (52 Night’s) – plank + merkins on any variation of Night

Gretchen Wilson, Redneck Woman – suicides (run to goalpost 10 monkey humpers return to bleachers 10 more, rinse and repeat until songs end)

The Spencer Davis Group, Gimme Sold Lovin (28 Gimme’s) – inch worms + Carolina Dry Docks on Gimme’s

The Isley Brothers, Shout (85 shouts) – Freddy Mercury’s + LBC’s on Shout

Rural Route 3, He’s Still My Buddy – Tunnel of Love

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 PAX – Aaarrrggghhh, AlrightAlright, F150, Chairman Mao, Teasip, Coach K, Isaiah, & Highlighter from NC
Q: Icebox

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:.

MOLESKIN:
on this cool morning there was much mumble chatter about the wonderful TX weather…60’s on Saturday and 34 on this great gloom.  Highlighter joined us from NC and he did to disappoint with his brightly colored orange F3 shirt. Did we even know that F3 shirts came in any other color but black/grey/or navy? As our fearless Q, DJ Icebox, led us we imagined him sitting at home counting each of the words for the exercises that we pushed through. Chairman Mao suggested that our Q could go to lyrics and do a search, but that would not be as fun. AlrightAlright wanted clarity on whether we were to exercise on only specific words or on any variation of the word our Q commanded…is on night or tonight or both?

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
February 9th & 10th F3 Dallas is honoring the Winter Olympics with a F3 Dallas Olympiad. Our opening ceremonies will be at Ozona Grill and Bar on Friday night. This is a special 2nd F Happy Hour to bring your wife, girlfriend, etc. On Saturday, February 10, we will have the opening day of games during our workout. Mark your Calendar and reach out to other men to introduce them to F3. We will be split up into teams where points will be awarded through the workouts. Teams will be announced in the coming week.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/playlist/f3-dallas-martin-family-jam-band/pl.u-xlyNqRdskeL07p

Splash’s own 45s

THE SCENE:  28 clear
AO: Caruth Park
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
Inch worms
Mountain climbers
Monkey humpers
Pulsating squats, merkins, lunges, dry docks
Uptown crunch
Plank jacks
Merkins

THA THANG:
Mosey west on Caruth Blvd
    Stopping with a round of candy cane merkins
Mosey to tennis courts
Wild 45s
    Point 1 – Bear crawl on sidewalk to park bench. Run to Point 2
    Point 2 – 5 Burpees. Run to Point 3
    Point 3 – Pull ups on soft top. Run to Point 4
    Point 4 – Crab walk over the bridge. Run to Point 1
Rinse and repeat x 3 (4 total)

Mosey to tennis courts.
Partner work –
    Partner 1 Plank of Trust, Partner 2 Box Jumps over legs x5
    Partner 1 Wheelies w/ pushups at each line, swap at midway point.
    Partner carry, swap at midway point.
Oblique’s of love
Low 5 merkins
Rinse and Repeat

Mosey to flag pole

MARY:
rugby sit-ups
candy cane merkins

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 PAX – Spread, Eruzione, Pepper, Ina, Boomer, Happy Trail (FNG), Snowden (FNG) Ant Man, Isaiah, Coach K, Aaarrrggghhh, AlrightAlright, F150
Q: Splash

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AlrightAlright shared about February 9th and 10th special weekend. We will have a 2nd F Happy Hour on February 9 at Ozona Grill and Bar. This is a special HH to have M’s,  new men, and those that have not been to a workout in a while join us. On Saturday we welcome back all our new men and brothers who have missed workouts…we will welcome them with Kotters. Mark your Calendar and begin inviting men today.

Peppers Animal 6 Pack

THE SCENE:  28 clear
AO: Glencoe Park
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side Straddle Hops x20
Imperial Storm Troopers x12
Hillbillies x12

THA THANG:
Six Pack – 5 swerkins, 1 pullup, 6 reps total. Jacobs ladder style. PAX SSH in-between exercise if equipment was in use.

Moseyed to the tennis court.

Circled up for a stationary Lt. Dan – 1:4 squats to lunges ratio. Ascending to 8 squats. Total of 36 squats and 144 lunges.

Assembled on tennis court doubles line for the Wheel of Animal Walk –
Frog Hop across, 10 Carolina Dry Docks, Frog Hop back
Bear Crawl across, 10 Carolina Dry Docks, bear crawl back
Duck Walk across, 10 Carolina Dry Docks, duck walk back
Crawl bear across, 10 Carolina Dry Docks, crawl bear back

American Hammers x 20
Flutter kicks x 20

Webbicide – 2 t-Merkin every line of a suicide sprint.

American Hammers x 20
Flutter kicks x 20

Circled up for an Iron Hulk – 1:4 merkin to OH shoulder press ratio. Ascending to 8 merkins. Total of 36 merkins, 144 OH press

Assembled again on the doubles line to end with Elevens – sprint to far side of the court and back. start with 10 Burpees on the far side, 1 monkey humper on the other, Jacobs ladder style, reps

MARY:
Nada

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 PAX – Ant Man, Aaarrrggghhh, AlrightAlright, Chairman Mao, Coach K, F150, Icebox, Isaiah, Teasip
Q: Pepper

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
The morning began with a lot of mubblechatter and laughter until six pack took over. DJ Pepper had a great selection of music…AlrightAlright attempted to raze Icebox about the age of the music, however AlrightArlight knew every word to each song.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AlrightAlright shared about February 9th and 10th special weekend. We will have a 2nd F Happy Hour on February 9 at Ozona Grill and Bar. This is a special HH to have M’s,  new men, and those that have not been to a workout in a while join us. On Saturday we welcome back all our new men and brothers who have missed workouts…we will welcome them with Kotters. Mark your Calendar and begin inviting men today.