Rain means Dora the AO

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: AlrightAlrightF150TeasipSpecial SauceOatmeal
QIC: Pepper

AO: Burleson Park/SMU Parking Garage
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSHs x 15
Hillbilly x 10
Windmill x 10
Sumo squat x 10
Merkins x 10

THA THANG:
Chumbawumbaburpee

Mosey to bottom of the parking deck

DORA:
Partner up
100 x T-merkins
200 x gorilla squats
300 x sweat angels

Mosey up a level

Bearway to heaven

MARY:
Flutter Kicks
LBCs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Lets run to the bridge

AO: Glencoe Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH
Hillbilly’s
Cotton pickers
Side lunge
OHCs
Windmills

5 sets: 5 pull ups / 10 Irkins

THA THANG:
Native American run to the bridge

Jacobs ladder:
7 explosive merkins, run to the top of the bridge, 1 (name tbd) plyo squat.
6/2, 5/3, 4/4, 3/5, 2/6, 1/7

Accelerator runs up the bridge:
Jog first 15yds, sprint next 30 yards. Rinse and repeat 4x

15 LBC
20 flutter kicks

Mosey back to tennis courts

Paint the lines
1 court of bear crawls / crawl bears
1 court of lunge walks forward/backward/side

10 burpee lateral jumps

MARY:
2 minutes of protractor

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: F150OatmealPepperAlrightAlrightJoJo, Belk Bowl
QIC: Special Sauce

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Special Sauce prayed us out.

MOLESKIN:
Not too much mumble chatter today, as I think the Jacobs ladder was quite a beating. AlrightAlright thought perhaps I thought today was Thursday, but Pepper reassured that I should block out the hate. Oatmeal continues to be eaten alive by mosquitos at Glencoe…I have a feeling bug spray will be making an appearance soon.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Ryder cup party will be on TBD at TBD location, so there’s that.

Ryder Cup Day 5

AO: Glencoe Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x24
IST x24
Don Quixote x12

THA THANG:
Mosey to the tennis courts for paint the lines, followed by some Del Brown: crab walk down and back the courts, stopping in between/at the end of the courts for Merkins, Diamond Merkins, T Merkins and Wide Grip Merkins (x6).

Another round of Del Brown followed with Duck Walking down and back with Squats and Bolt 36’s in between and at the end of the courts.

Next did inchworm down the first court and back with LBC (x12) at each end. Moseyed to the football field, but there was standing water, so instead of playing from the rough, we took our free drop back to the tennis court for Samuel Ryder’s ladder. Run across the tennis courts doing decreasing Merkins from 11 at one end and increasing Squats from 1 at the other.

MARY:
Uptown crunch x12
American Hammer x18
Homer to Marge straight into flutter kicks x24
Rugby sit-ups x12
Alternating Shoulder Taps x12

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: AlrightAlright, Ant Man, Ina, Oatmeal, Oo-De-Lally, Plus One, Special Sauce, Pepper, Walmart
QIC: Teasip

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Teasip prayed us out

MOLESKIN:
Some well warranted doubt about if Pepper would show since no one called him, but he arrived a couple minutes early, shocking everyone. Not a lot of mumble chatter this morning, as both Ryder Cup teams were focused on the workout I suppose. Some grumbling from Ant Man that the inch warm felt a lot like a bear crawl (YHC held to his promise of minimal bear crawling as there was none). AlrightAlright complained about the name of Uptown Crunch for an exercise, but claimed he was the one who came up with it, so he really has no one to blame but himself. Oo-De-Lally pushed the envelope with having to leave early, but made the 30 minute minimum required activity for the workout to qualify with about 15 seconds to spare. Overall a good workout enjoy the cooler weather outside and not bear crawling in a parking deck

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The finale of the F3 Ryder Cup is tomorrow, and it should be a fun one. Everyone needs to show up, even if you aren’t on a team

Ryder Cup Day 3

AO: Caruth Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
Shame – hold plank and merkin with “shame” (35)
Level Up – flutter kick and LBCs with “level” (85)

THA THANG:
Field of dreams, teams of four/five

1st inning
Home- 15 burpees
1st- overhead claps (as many reps as possible, AMRAP, goes for all the other exercises as well)
2nd- squats
3rd- jump rope

2nd inning
Home- 15 burpees
1st- plank
2nd- t merkins
3rd- jump rope

3rd inning
Home- 15 burpees
1st- flutter kicks
2nd- lunges
3rd- jump rope

4th inning
Home- 5burpees
1st- Rugby sit ups
2nd- Freddy Mercury’s
3rd- jump rope

MARY:
INSERT

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Aaarrrggghhh, AlrightAlright, Ant Man, BOOMER, Special Sauce, Ina, Walmart, Hannigan, Teasip, Oatmeal, Helmet, Pepper, Plus One
QIC: Icebox

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
our workouts are more fun when more people show up so let’s try to get out here more often when $2 lone stars aren’t on the line…and if that’s what it takes I think we can come up with some kind of competition to get free lone stars at Ozona every month (maybe 15 workouts a month gets a free 6 pack?). I for one am in on the Monday ruck’s, especially since Mav the Cav can go the distance.

MOLESKIN:
Was really banking on 16 PAX showing up so when we had 14 my planning went to sh*t but we eventually rallied to get teams that would have someone at each base.

First team to finish got a point (they didn’t mean anything but AlrightAlright likes points so why not?), team that had the most reps of one exercise got a discount on burpees the next inning…pretty sure I screwed this up but I was winded and not as sharp as normal.

Shout out to Helmet for not needing Ryder Cup to come to a beatdown (cough, @

Good luck team Special Sauce! If you need a luke warm body Saturday AM I might be able to roll my carcass out of bed for 30 minutes of body destroyer.

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. INSERT
2. INSERT

Ryder Cup Day 2

AO: Glencoe
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x15
IST x15 (at this point Oo-De-Lally arrived to tie things up for Team Oatmeal)

THA THANG:
Team WheelsUp/NetJets to the Course
Bataan Death March around the park. PAX at the Six does 3 burpees before running to the front.

Alternate Shot
Partner 1 run suicide, Partner 2 perform exercise. Flapjack and Repeato until 100 reps of the exercise have been completed by the pairing. Switch partners on each exercise. Side Straddle Hops, Imperial Storm Troopers and Flutter Kicks were done while waiting for the whole group to finish.

Round 1: Hand Release Merkins (Aaarrrggghhh made this request over traditional merkins. Pepper arrived prior to his shot in a Rory-like fashion – look it up if you don’t get it.)
Round 2: Monkey Humpers
Round 3: WWI Sit-Ups
Round 4: The Bird
Round 5: Squats
Round 6: Plank Jacks

MARY:
Pickle Pounders x10
Sky Pickle x15
Paulinas x15 (Sorry Dustin Johnson)
Body Destroyer

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Aaarrrggghhh, Ant Man. F150, Hannigan, Icebox, Ina, Oatmeal, Oo-De-Lally, Pepper, Plus One, Special Sauce, Teasip, Wal-Mart
QIC: AlrightAlright

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC mentioned how every man in this group looks out for his brothers, and prayed that we will continue to look out for each other. We need to pick up the six in life, not just at workouts.

MOLESKIN:
Icebox correctly hypothesized that AlrightAlright chose to Q today because the #RyderCup is the only way that there will ever be a good turnout for one of AlrightAlright’s #beatdowns. AlrightAlright caught the PAX by surprise with the 100 monkey humpers and grumbling ensued. He hopes you all enjoyed getting to work with all of your teammates.

13 PAX gathered in the gloom for Day 2 of the F3 Ryder Cup. Team Special Sauce was only missing Pepper, and Team Oatmeal was missing BOOMER and .

YHC forgot to give the Disclaimer. This is a mistake that all of us make way too often. It is the Q’s job to remember to give it, but let’s now make it a point to give the Q hell immediately if he forgets. This needs to be given at every workout.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Ryder Cup continues tomorrow with Icebox replacing an injured splash as our Q. See you at Caruth Park at 0545.

Be on the lookout for an announcement about a #ThirdF event taking place at Park Cities Baptist Church on Thursday night.

Ryder Cup Day 1

AO: Flag Pole Hill 
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
Squats IC x20

THA THANG:
2.3 mile Ruck.

Penalty 25 Squats with Rucks over head for not beating our 1 mile pace from previous Ruck.

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Oo-De-Lally, AlrightAlright, Pepper, Ant Man, Icebox, Teasip, Oatmeal, Special Sauce, Wal-Mart, Hannigan, Plus One, Ina, Aaarrrggghhh, Boomer 
QIC: F150

Ruck + Side Straddle Hops NOT GOOD

AO: Flag Pole Hill
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:

THA THANG:
Rucked 2.60 miles
16:47 pace

Half way point Side Straddle Hops were required.

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Ant Man, Coach K, F150, Oatmeal, Oo-De-Lally, Pepper
QIC: AlrightAlright

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
Great crew of 7 PAX gathered for #MuttRuckMonday in ideal weather. We learned the following:
…side straddle hops with rucks isn’t a great idea
Pepper likes rucking so he can hang at the back in silence until he’s ready to speak
…not all hills are created equal
…the PAX don’t like the idea of jogging with rucks

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. F3 Ryder Cup starts 9/24. Stay tuned to Band for the draft over the next couple days.

Barkley Marathons

AO: White Rock Elementary School
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25
IST x25
Merkins x25

THA THANG:
Five 3/4 mile laps, 4 pain stations each lap, 25 reps at each pain station. PAX continued the loops until completed or the clock hit 8 am.

MARY:
INSERT

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: AlrightAlright, Ant Man, F150, Oatmeal, Wal-Mart, Teasip, Isaiah, Plus One
QIC: Pepper

MOLESKIN:
For the 2nd time in F3 Dallas history, the PAX attempted the Barkley Marathon Workout. 4 of the original 6 participants came out for a second attempt. Rain was int he forecast, so YHC and the fearless leader attempted to fit the pain station writeups into plastic bags, causing a slight delay to the start of the workout. Mid workout, one of the pain station write-ups disappeared due to a good Samaritan walking the neighborhood picking up “trash”. The ABCs spelling your F3 name twice was a crowd pleaser, especially for AlrightAlright. Coffeteria was held after at Whataburger, hilighted by the claim that the #6 song in 1985 was actually the #1 song ever; much skepticism was expressed.

Peppers better late than never BB

AO: Burelson Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSHs x 10
Sprinklers x 10
Hillbillies x 10
Merkin x 10
Sumo Squats x 10

THA THANG:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: AlrightAlright, Ant Man, Icebox, Ayyyyyye (F3 Austin), Coach K, Plus One
QIC: Pepper

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
PAX were given a choice between teh OG music workout and a mystery workout; PAX opted for the music, ad after being told the mystery workout was the group Mustang, there was much relief. Good to have our F3 Austin brother out there. Alright, Coach K, and YHC realized doubling down on workouts was a horrible idea about 10 minutes in. Coffeteria at Bubbas followed the workout, where the sweat continued due to the AC not working.

35s

Nice work this morning. The Q was a little out of sorts but we got plenty of sweat.

Pax: jojo, gambler, aarrgghh, aright alright, candy cane, spread, special sauce, pepper, ina, oda lalaly, ant man, splash, boomer

Thang: warm o rama, mosey, 35 loops, tennis court work, partners, 5*5 burpees, Mary.

It was fun!