Merkin Mile with Gus

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AO: Burleson Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
Merkin mile
Every .25 mile 25 merkins

THA THANG:
Buprees x50
Overhead Caps x100
Merkins x150
Big Boy Sit ups x200
Squats x250

Mosey to flag pole
60 seconds of affirmation

Mosey to soft top

MARY:
Crunchy frogs IC x30
Canoe, Boat IC x15
Hello Dolly IC x15
Rosalita IC x15
Marge, Homer, Bart
Pickle pounders IC x10
Forearm plank 1 min

Victory Mosey Lap around Burleson Park
The Ratchet (named for a PAX in Knoxville, TN)
15 Over Head press
15 thumbs up over head (similar overhead clap)
15 thumbs down
15 Over Head press
15 thumbs to shoulder blades (bend at elbows)
15 thumbs to small of back

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: F150, AlrightAlright, Teasip, Chairman Mao, Coach K, Wolf, Gold Digger, Sleeveless, Icebox
QIC: Gus

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
The uniqueness of F3 being across the country where men can go to a city and find a good beatdown.

MOLESKIN:
Gus came in to Dallas for a wedding and gave the PAX of F3 Dallas a workout. There was much mumblechatter occurring about Graduation and all the SMU students being up early and dressed. Gus introduced the PAX to 60 seconds of affirmation/encouragement. Great beatdown by a visiting Nant’an.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. VAPE dinner May 29
2. GrowRuck Memphis Sept 21-23

Track Workout

AO: Katy Trail
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSHs
Reach throughs
ISTs
Hillbillies

THA THANG:
Mosey to the track

400m – Jog curves, Sprint straight aways
Exercise set – (10 Merkins, 10 monkey humpers, 10 diamond merkins, 10 bobby hurleys)
400m – jog curves, lunge walk straight aways.
400m – Jog curves, Sprint straight aways

At this point the Q was coughing up a lung so YHC tapped out and let AlrightAlright take the wheel. Understandably a considerable amount of mumble chatter on the change.

400m – Indian run
Repeato exercise set
400m – partner up, one runs a lap, the other burpees until partner returns. flapjack.
Repeato exercise set.
400m – jog curves, sprint straight aways
Repeato exercise set.

Mosey back to La Madeleine

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Ina, Ant Man, Sambuca, Teasip, Gambler, Sleeveless, F150
QIC: Pepper & AlrightAlright

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. 2ndF Scotch Club May 17
2. Guest Q on Saturday, Gus from Memphis, let’s give him a Big D welcome.
3. VAPE dinner May 29
4. GrowRuck Memphis Sept 21-23

Yes we just ran 3.9 miles on Saturday

AO: Burleson Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 10
Walk Backs x 10
Inside/Out Merkins 2×5

Native American run to Dallas Hall (we took the long way, by way of Hillcrest)

THA THANG:
C-I-N-C-O
Cherkins (Clapping Merkins) x 50
Imperial Storm Walker (Squat followed ISTs) x 100
Nothing starts with N, so we’re doing Mountain Climbers x 150
Crunches x 200
Overhead Claps x 250

Partner 1 runs around flagpole and back while partner 2 knocks out the reps. Rinse and repeat until all complete

Tag Team Kentucky Derby
Side Shuffle around fountain, switch direction of shuffle half way. Tag partner in to complete lap 2 of the race. T-claps to Boomer for powering through a tweaked groin.

Mosey to Park area with the stone benches.
Irkins x 5
Dips x 5
Claymakers x 5 each leg
Box Jump Squats x 5

Rinse and repeat 3x

Mosey to Parking Deck

Alright Alright vs the World

2 deck bear crawl race. Alright Alright started at the bottom, rest of the Pax started halfway up ramp 1. 11 burpees were on the line. For each person Alright Alright passed, 1 burpee was taken away and given to the rest of the Pax. Final count was 6 Burpees for AA and 5 for the rest of us.

Mosey to the Soft top for Mary

MARY:
Rosalita 2×10
Alternating Leg Toe Touches: 2×5 each leg

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Chairman Mao, Oo-De-Lally, Podcast, Rabbit (Memphis), F150, Antman, AlrightAlright, Boomer, Sleeveless, Coach K
QIC: Special Sauce

MOLESKIN:
There was no lack of competition this gloom as we prepared for the Kentucky Derby and celebrated Cinco de Mayo. All counting was done in Spanish.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Shout out to Rabbit for joining us from Memphis.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Happy hour May 11
2. Scotch Club May 17
3. GrowRuck12 (Memphis, TN) Sept 21-23

Mexican Splash Beach Rocks

AO: Burleson Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:

THA THANG:
8 pax did some work this morn with bags of Mexican Beach Peebles and played some ultimate. Splash overdid it…so I’m guessing it was a decent workout. We did some new exercises and didn’t have any music…so I guess that is a plus. Highlights included ina blowing up alright alright in ultimate and the chairman going double cinnamon roll. Happy Easter!

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Ina, F150, Icebox, AlrightAlright, Sleeveless, Eruzione, Chairman Mao
QIC: Splash

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Next happy hour is April 13.
2. April 13 Blackops workout at 0530.

Closing AlrightAlright Olympiad

THE SCENE: 46 and cold
AO: Burleson Park
F3 WELCOME
DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25
IST x20
Merkins x15
Monkey Humpers x10

THA THANG:
Split into three teams

Speed Skating Relay
Native American Run to the top (a pass must occur on each ramp)
Team 3 wins

LUGE
Crab Walk down 1 ramp
Lunges x10
Crab Walk down 1 ramp
Uptown Crunch x10 each side
Bear Crawl down 1 ramp
Gas Pump x10
Crab Walk down 1 ramp
E-can’t remember

Biathlon Relay
Partner Up – two odd number teams led to an additional team known as the Olympic Athletes from Russia
Partner 1: T-merkins
Partner 2: lap around parking deck
First team to 100 T-merkins gets 3 points, 2 points for second and 1 point for third. Points are added to laps completed to determine overall winner… Olympic Athletes from Russia take home the gold in this one.

Bobsled
Native American Bear Crawl Race up two ramps. Team 3 wins again.

Snowboard Big Air
Run up each ramp – 180 at the top of each ramp, add 180 at each ramp
This left the PAX quite dizzy.

Reverse lunge up one ramp

Skeleton BLIMPS
Bear crawl down one ramp
Burpees x5
Lunges x10
IST x15
Merkins x20
Plank Jacks x25
Squats x30

Mosey to bottom of parking deck

MARY
Round Robin
Gold Digger: Freddie Mercury
Splash: Rugby Sit-ups
BOOMER: Rosalita
Lindy: X-Men Sit-ups
Bubbles: Merkins

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 PAX – Gold Digger, Coach K, Chairman Mao, Ant Man, BOOMER, Sleeveless, Isaiah, Splash, Eruzione, Bubbles (FNG), Harvey (FNG), Lindy, Dubuisson
Q: AlrightAlright

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out thanking God for the motivation to work out and for the bond of this brotherhood.

MOLESKIN:
#kotters to Lindy and Dubuisson
FNG naming: Aaron was named Bubbles because his last name is Gumm. Bubble gum. Get it?

Randy Touchstone was named Harvey. Last name Touchstone made us think of Touchstone Pictures which took us to movie production… you can figure it out from there.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Half way point of F3 Dallas Olympiad

THE SCENE: 43 light rain
AO: Burleson Park
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25
ISTs x12
Hillbillies x12

THA THANG:
Mosey to the Parking Deck

Iron Hulk – 1:4 ratio of Merkins to OH Air Press. Ascending to 10:40 ratio.

Burpee Back Mountain – Partner up, one partner runs backwards up two ramps/one level of parking garage and then back down, while the other partner performs burpees. Flapjack. Continue until 100 cumulative burpees.

Ring of Fire – Flutter kicks, 120 reps
Ring of Fire – Makhtar N’Diaye, 60 reps

Lt. Dan modification – 1:4 ratio lunges to T-merkins. Lunge walk up two levels of parking deck.

Scissor kicks

Mosey out to bench area

Dirty McDeuce (4 exercises, 12 reps, 3x)
Dips
Irkins
Isolated lunges, 6 each leg
Dirkins

Mosey back into the parking deck
DORA
Merkins – 100
Squats – 200
LBCs – 300

MARY:.
Homer to Marge
Rugby Situps
Box Cutters

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
20 PAX –Plus One, Obama Care (FNG), Kitty, Splash, Carmen San Diego (FNG), Tootsie (FNG), Podcast, Goldie, Eruizone, AlrightAlright, Chairman Mao, Ina, Icebox, Neutered, Boomer, Foretran, Sleeveless, Coach K, F150
Q: Pepper

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
Big weekend for F3 Dallas as we broke our weekly attendance record as we finish our first week of the F3 Olympiad.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Chairman Moa’s Kickoff to F3 Dallas Olympiad

THE SCENE:  45 clear
AO: Burleson Park

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
21 PAX – Aaarrrggghhh, Splash, Panda, Gold Digger, Ina, Eruzione, AlrightAlright, Icebox, Ant Man, Plus One, Fish Sticks, Neutered, Coach K, Teasip, Boomer, Isaiah, Podcast, Hotty Toddy, Sleeveless, F150
Q: Chairman Mao

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
Chairman Moa was let down my many PAX who were going to bring a speaker but failed to do so. It would not be the Olympics without some technical difficulty. Great beatdown for our new member Fish Sticks, who is another Aggie who has joined F3 Dallas. Medals were discussed and awarded for each team and for All round.

Katy Trail Run with Ina

THE SCENE:  37 mostly clear
AO: #katytrailthursday
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side Straddle Hops x 25
Imperial Storm Troopers x 15
Windmills x 10

THA THANG:
Moseyed to trail
    Peter Parker w push up x 5
    X ups x 10
    Little Baby Crunches x 15
    Rugby x 10

Run 1/4 mile – overhead press x 20, the bird x 20
Run 1/4 mile – squats x 25, 10 burpees (oyo)
Run 1/4 mile – dips x 12, jump on bench x 10 (oyo), Freddy Mercury x 25
Run 1/4 mile – diamond merkin x 8, 10 burpees (oyo)
Run 1/2 mile – Native American run, 10 burpees (oyo)
Run 1/4 mile – shoulder T x 15
Run 1/4 mile – 10 merkins

Mosey back to parking lot

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 PAX – Teasip, Chairman Mao, Ant man, AlrightAlright, Fortran, Boomer, F150, Sleeveless
Q: Ina

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Teasip’s Quarter Mile Special

THE SCENE:  23 clear
AO: #katytrailthursday
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side Straddle Hop x20
Imperial Storm Trooper x15
One leg deadlifts x5 each leg

THA THANG:
Quarter mile pain stations on the way out
Merkins x15, Penguin crunch x15, Overhead claps x15

Teasip 2nd quarter special (Irkins x10, Derkins x10), the Bird x10
Dips x15, Step ups x12 each leg, LBC x20

Sprint the next quarter, then start back with Native American run 1/2 mile

Two more pain stations
Teasip 2nd quarter special (Irkins x10, Derkins x10)

Monkey humpers (per AlrightAlright request) x10, Squats x20

Mosey back to La Madeline for Freddie Mercury x20, then CoT where YHC prayed us out and serenade the group with the Wake Fight Song.

MARY:
Nada

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 PAX – AlrightAlright, Sleeveless, Ina, Andrew Silverthorn, Jaws
Q: Teasip

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
6 PAX joined together in the gloom for a nice run along the Katy Trail. With our Olympic type speed on the trail, we figured the wind chill was probably 6 degrees. Unfortunately, the only F150 sightings this morning was of the motorized type. #tclaps to Jaws for joining us and Ina for being the only one to wear shorts with no leggings.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GoRuck signups – Houston, TX February 24 (https://www.goruck.com/event-13776/)

Spartan Race signups – Burnet TX May 20 (https://www.spartan.com/en/race/detail/3284/overview)
Contact Alright Alright for details