Rain means Dora the AO

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: AlrightAlrightF150TeasipSpecial SauceOatmeal
QIC: Pepper

AO: Burleson Park/SMU Parking Garage
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSHs x 15
Hillbilly x 10
Windmill x 10
Sumo squat x 10
Merkins x 10

THA THANG:
Chumbawumbaburpee

Mosey to bottom of the parking deck

DORA:
Partner up
100 x T-merkins
200 x gorilla squats
300 x sweat angels

Mosey up a level

Bearway to heaven

MARY:
Flutter Kicks
LBCs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

The Return of Coach K Q

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Oatmeal, Teasip, Icebox, Rocket Man, Hemings (FNG)
QIC: Coach K

AO: Burleson Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x30
IST x25
Cotton Pickers x10

THA THANG:
AROD with 300 Squats, 200 LBCs, and 100 Pull Ups. Short lap around tennis courts

Mosey to garage for elevator BOMBS and Rampage (see exicon) starting at 9 burpees and working down to 1. It’s all bear crawls, burpees, and crawl bears.

MARY:
Flutters, Uptown Crunch, Penguin Crunch, Rope Climbs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Prayed for those traveling this weekend

MOLESKIN:
Apparently Coach K was mouthier than usual, spitting some fire before the workout even began. Everyone was nervous given his history of vendetta Qs until an FNG rolled up meaning I couldn’t do 300 burpees.

Not too much chatter from the PAX especially during the Rampage except for some jabs from Teasip which were expected. Always nice to have people sucking wind, so they can’t harass the Q.

Ended with the naming ceremony, where our FNG noted he went to UVA. We danced around the Hokie/Beamer names until Coach K thought of Saly Hemings. Bad taste? Probably. Worth it? Absolutely.

Hemings started off strong by losing his phone during the workout, which got picked up by a stranger. Prayers he found it and was not kidnapped in the process.

We made our way to Bubbas where Icebox and Oatmeal talked about the joys of having kids. Icebox still thinks he’s gonna be able to golf on Monday, which led us to debate where the Monday Ruck would be given the 100% chance of storms (Ant Man). Should be noted that Icebox brought this crappy weather back from Seattle with him.

PAX accused YHC of being a confrontational person, but I don’t know what they’re talking about. They found my Achilles heel though when an 8 week labrador retriever rolled up pulling me away from breakfast.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Ryder Cup celebration on Monday

Jog to Memory Lane on Friday

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Coach K, Oatmeal
QIC: Teasip

AO: Glencoe Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x15
IST x15
Don Quixote x12

THA THANG:
Moseyed over to #thenest for a little #flashbackfriday workout in the old stomping grounds. Stopped at the benches for a Dirty McDeuce (Irkins, Step Ups, Durkins, Wall Sits)

Then a mosey to the parking deck for some partner BLIMPS (increasing by 30) while the other partner ran up an increasing number of ramps. Since there were only three of us, we were one group.

Moseyed back to Glencoe

MARY:
No Mary has the PAX got back to Glencoe just at 0615 thanks to Teasip’s perfect timing

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Teasip prayed us out. Quick prayer thankful for the cooler weather and a chance to get out and workout together.

MOLESKIN:
With a large contingent of our normal Friday crowd out of town and assuming others are still hesitant to join a Q by YHC since the bear crawl incident, it was a small crowd this morning. Apparently the previous days workout was less than ideal according to Coach K, so YHC kept the timed running to a minimum. Some reminiscing about the good ole days of Friday’s at the Nest before we were banished. Overall another solid day of some working out and fellowshipping with fellow F3ers

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Going back to school with Plus One

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: AlrightAlright , F150 , Oatmeal , Teasip , Coach K
QIC: Plus One

AO: Glencoe Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 12
IST x 12

THA THANG:
Beep Test
Once Out – PAX perform below exercises (I AM SLOW).
20 Imperial Squat Walker
18 American Hammer
16 Merkin
14 Star Jacks
12 LBC
10 One Calls
8 Windmill
Repeato until the last PAX is standing from the beep test

Princess Tea Party
Party Cake Merkins x 12
Partner People’s Chair x 60 seconds

Civics
Al Gore – Pax Counted to 60
*Should have considered a recount

Dora in the Jungle
Partner 1 – Alligator Walk across Court
Bear Crawl Back
Partner 2 – Crunchy Frog
Repeato to 75

Partner 1 – Alligator Walk with Merkins
Bear Crawl back
Partner 2 – Monkey Humpers
Repeato to 100

Partner 1 – Bear Crawl across Court
Crawl Bear back
Partner 2 – Penguin Crunch
Repeato to 100

MARY:
LBC x 20
Uptown Crunch x 12 (each side)
Rosalita x 20
Homer to Marge

I AM SLOW
20 Imperial Squat Walker (each leg = 1)
18 American Hammer
16 Merkin
14 Star Jacks
12 LBC
10 One Calls
8 Windmill

Pendulum Circuit
Partner 1 – 10 Pull-ups
Partner 2 – Plank
Partner 1 – Plank
Partner 2 – 15 Swerkins
Partner 1 – 15 Swerkins
Partner 2 – Plank
Partner 1 – Plank
Partner 2 – 10 Pull-ups

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Plus One prayed the PAX out on a cool (and somewhat rainy) morning.

MOLESKIN:
Due to the PAX’s performance on the Beep test, all were subject to the I AM SLOW set of exercises post Dora in the Jungle. Jury is out whether AlrightAlright could have continued. The PAX argued that in hindsight, collusion to drop out earlier would have been preferred. The PAX also inquired about other beep tests (especially pull-ups). Another exercise for another day.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Walmart Q tomorrow.
2. #RyderCup Happy Hour on Monday, October 15th at Truckyard.

Ryder Cup Day 5

AO: Glencoe Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x24
IST x24
Don Quixote x12

THA THANG:
Mosey to the tennis courts for paint the lines, followed by some Del Brown: crab walk down and back the courts, stopping in between/at the end of the courts for Merkins, Diamond Merkins, T Merkins and Wide Grip Merkins (x6).

Another round of Del Brown followed with Duck Walking down and back with Squats and Bolt 36’s in between and at the end of the courts.

Next did inchworm down the first court and back with LBC (x12) at each end. Moseyed to the football field, but there was standing water, so instead of playing from the rough, we took our free drop back to the tennis court for Samuel Ryder’s ladder. Run across the tennis courts doing decreasing Merkins from 11 at one end and increasing Squats from 1 at the other.

MARY:
Uptown crunch x12
American Hammer x18
Homer to Marge straight into flutter kicks x24
Rugby sit-ups x12
Alternating Shoulder Taps x12

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: AlrightAlright, Ant Man, Ina, Oatmeal, Oo-De-Lally, Plus One, Special Sauce, Pepper, Walmart
QIC: Teasip

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Teasip prayed us out

MOLESKIN:
Some well warranted doubt about if Pepper would show since no one called him, but he arrived a couple minutes early, shocking everyone. Not a lot of mumble chatter this morning, as both Ryder Cup teams were focused on the workout I suppose. Some grumbling from Ant Man that the inch warm felt a lot like a bear crawl (YHC held to his promise of minimal bear crawling as there was none). AlrightAlright complained about the name of Uptown Crunch for an exercise, but claimed he was the one who came up with it, so he really has no one to blame but himself. Oo-De-Lally pushed the envelope with having to leave early, but made the 30 minute minimum required activity for the workout to qualify with about 15 seconds to spare. Overall a good workout enjoy the cooler weather outside and not bear crawling in a parking deck

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The finale of the F3 Ryder Cup is tomorrow, and it should be a fun one. Everyone needs to show up, even if you aren’t on a team

Ryder Cup Day 3

AO: Caruth Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
Shame – hold plank and merkin with “shame” (35)
Level Up – flutter kick and LBCs with “level” (85)

THA THANG:
Field of dreams, teams of four/five

1st inning
Home- 15 burpees
1st- overhead claps (as many reps as possible, AMRAP, goes for all the other exercises as well)
2nd- squats
3rd- jump rope

2nd inning
Home- 15 burpees
1st- plank
2nd- t merkins
3rd- jump rope

3rd inning
Home- 15 burpees
1st- flutter kicks
2nd- lunges
3rd- jump rope

4th inning
Home- 5burpees
1st- Rugby sit ups
2nd- Freddy Mercury’s
3rd- jump rope

MARY:
INSERT

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Aaarrrggghhh, AlrightAlright, Ant Man, BOOMER, Special Sauce, Ina, Walmart, Hannigan, Teasip, Oatmeal, Helmet, Pepper, Plus One
QIC: Icebox

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
our workouts are more fun when more people show up so let’s try to get out here more often when $2 lone stars aren’t on the line…and if that’s what it takes I think we can come up with some kind of competition to get free lone stars at Ozona every month (maybe 15 workouts a month gets a free 6 pack?). I for one am in on the Monday ruck’s, especially since Mav the Cav can go the distance.

MOLESKIN:
Was really banking on 16 PAX showing up so when we had 14 my planning went to sh*t but we eventually rallied to get teams that would have someone at each base.

First team to finish got a point (they didn’t mean anything but AlrightAlright likes points so why not?), team that had the most reps of one exercise got a discount on burpees the next inning…pretty sure I screwed this up but I was winded and not as sharp as normal.

Shout out to Helmet for not needing Ryder Cup to come to a beatdown (cough, @

Good luck team Special Sauce! If you need a luke warm body Saturday AM I might be able to roll my carcass out of bed for 30 minutes of body destroyer.

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. INSERT
2. INSERT

Ryder Cup Day 2

AO: Glencoe
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x15
IST x15 (at this point Oo-De-Lally arrived to tie things up for Team Oatmeal)

THA THANG:
Team WheelsUp/NetJets to the Course
Bataan Death March around the park. PAX at the Six does 3 burpees before running to the front.

Alternate Shot
Partner 1 run suicide, Partner 2 perform exercise. Flapjack and Repeato until 100 reps of the exercise have been completed by the pairing. Switch partners on each exercise. Side Straddle Hops, Imperial Storm Troopers and Flutter Kicks were done while waiting for the whole group to finish.

Round 1: Hand Release Merkins (Aaarrrggghhh made this request over traditional merkins. Pepper arrived prior to his shot in a Rory-like fashion – look it up if you don’t get it.)
Round 2: Monkey Humpers
Round 3: WWI Sit-Ups
Round 4: The Bird
Round 5: Squats
Round 6: Plank Jacks

MARY:
Pickle Pounders x10
Sky Pickle x15
Paulinas x15 (Sorry Dustin Johnson)
Body Destroyer

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Aaarrrggghhh, Ant Man. F150, Hannigan, Icebox, Ina, Oatmeal, Oo-De-Lally, Pepper, Plus One, Special Sauce, Teasip, Wal-Mart
QIC: AlrightAlright

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC mentioned how every man in this group looks out for his brothers, and prayed that we will continue to look out for each other. We need to pick up the six in life, not just at workouts.

MOLESKIN:
Icebox correctly hypothesized that AlrightAlright chose to Q today because the #RyderCup is the only way that there will ever be a good turnout for one of AlrightAlright’s #beatdowns. AlrightAlright caught the PAX by surprise with the 100 monkey humpers and grumbling ensued. He hopes you all enjoyed getting to work with all of your teammates.

13 PAX gathered in the gloom for Day 2 of the F3 Ryder Cup. Team Special Sauce was only missing Pepper, and Team Oatmeal was missing BOOMER and .

YHC forgot to give the Disclaimer. This is a mistake that all of us make way too often. It is the Q’s job to remember to give it, but let’s now make it a point to give the Q hell immediately if he forgets. This needs to be given at every workout.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Ryder Cup continues tomorrow with Icebox replacing an injured splash as our Q. See you at Caruth Park at 0545.

Be on the lookout for an announcement about a #ThirdF event taking place at Park Cities Baptist Church on Thursday night.

Ryder Cup Day 1

AO: Flag Pole Hill 
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
Squats IC x20

THA THANG:
2.3 mile Ruck.

Penalty 25 Squats with Rucks over head for not beating our 1 mile pace from previous Ruck.

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Oo-De-Lally, AlrightAlright, Pepper, Ant Man, Icebox, Teasip, Oatmeal, Special Sauce, Wal-Mart, Hannigan, Plus One, Ina, Aaarrrggghhh, Boomer 
QIC: F150

Pay up ICEBOX

AO: Glencoe Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25
IST x15
Don Quixote x12

THA THANG:
Start with partner DORA: 100 Pull ups, 200 Squats and 300 LBC with laps around the tennis courts

Mosey to the bleachers for Dirty McDeuce: Irkins, Dips, Step Ups, & Derkins with a lap around the goalposts in between

Jacob’s Ladder with Gorilla Squats (decreasing starting at 6) and Plank Jacks (increasing starting from 1 with running across the football field between sets

Mosey back to the playground for Mary

MARY:
Low Dolly x15
Freddie Mercury x21
Sky Pickle/Alabama Prom Date/Yeah Thrusts x15

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: AlrightAlright, Ant Man, Icebox, JoJo, Oo-De-Lally, Special Sauce
QIC: Teasip

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed for the Carolinas and those dealing with Hurricane Florence

MOLESKIN:
Some discussion and continued critiquing of YHC’s Saturday workout, but as promised no bear crawls were done and the entire workout was done outside in the open. It was discussed if the critique of the last time YHC led a Dirty McDeuce was worse than the critiquing of Saturday’s workout and it was concluded that the choice words from Saturday were funnier. Icebox also fulfilled his burpee obligation to AlrightAlright for SMU covering against Michigan.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Ryder competition is next week (Sept 24-29)
2. Next happy hour is October 12

Suck it up buttercup…yes I said bear crawl up the ramps

AO: Burleson Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x20
IST x15
Reach backs x12

THA THANG:
Mosey to parking deck

Partner up and do the following:
Partner One bear crawls up the first ramp while Partner Two does squats. Once Partner One gets up the first ramp, flapjack and Partner Two bear crawls up while Partner One does squats. Continue all the way up the ramp.

Go down the ramps with Crawl bear and LBC

Some grumbling from the PAX about being stuck inside so cut the next up and down ramps in half

Lunges up with Merkins
Crab walks down with plank jacks

Mosey to start area
Partner DORA
50 OH Claps, 100 squats, 150 Flutters with lap around tennis court

Merkins in a circle
MH x5

MARY:
Rosalita x15

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: AlrightAlright, Ant Man, Boomer, Chairman Mao, Coach K, F150, Hannigan, Icebox, Oatmeal, Podcast, Special Sauce,  Doubtfire (Willy Lowman Knoxville)
QIC: Teasip

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
Mainly just grumbling about being in a parking deck with the great weather. YHC will take the encouraging all PG rated feedback he received and ensure the next Teasip Q will take place in gorgeous outdoors (though it will probably be raining). The PAX did get to enjoy the weather at coffeteria where Icebox and AlrightAlright made a burpee bet based on the SMU-Michigan game.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
September 24-29 will be a Ryder Cup competition between team Oatmeal and team Special Sauce (names subject to change). Will be attendance based so make your appeals now to the captains if you want to be selected. Next happy hour is October 12